how i almost died
so here is my
Once there was this boy who liked to ride his bike allll the time. he was really good and never fell off.
then one day he was riding around the rancho del rey dirt road going to a friend's house and listening to some good music, [modest mouse].
BUT THEN! he hit a rock and fell off his bike. he got really dirty....
[not to be mistaken for american eagle pants that lame people wear for fun, thats real dirt, yo!]
he wasnt hurt too badly...
BUT THEN! [because this boy was a hip Trojan] a mean Greek soldier attacked him!
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....like so....
the boy fought the mean Greek with all his might. but he got all cut up....
and was bleeding all over.
BUT of course the Trojan boy slayed the mean Greek soldier.
the nice Trojan boy walked home and met his friend Andy of cool hair land.
Caleb was happy to see his friend and his friend, Andy of cool hair, bought him a california burrito!
then Helen of troy ran by them and kept on running....
this mean thing was chasing her and there was andy and the boy there left to fight it
but then andy called upon his friends to help save the day...
gabe....hector[no relation to hector of troy, just a friend]
and the russian...
immature saved the day...
...and andy joined show choir!
BUT THEN! we jumped into a car to get Helen of Troy.....
but who was driving?
PANDA???
to be continued.....