Oct 27, 2005 02:27
Paris Hilton is attempting to buy out a 23 acre piece of land in Tes Arkan, AK... she has forced over a dozen hearings to buy this land out in order to start her own Beauty Parlor and Tavern-like complex. This would be all fine, except the owners who are at risk of losing the land also happen to be a CHILDREN'S HEART DOCTOR... the only one within nearly a thousand miles of that area. Without this facility, children suffering serious life threatening heart conditions in the midwest would be forced to travel to either good old San Fran, Cleveland OH, or third closest choice... DANBURY CONNECTICUT. Although there are other heart doctors nearby, this particularly facility takes care of children with urgent and imminent threats, which are lifestarred. Paris Hilton has said in each hearing that she thinks that her Beauty Parlor and essensially a BAR will benefit to the future of American Pop Culture more than, and I quote this exact... "why keep a hospital when there are hospitals all over the place, and more than anything who WOULDN'T want a beauty parlor to replace the jail like structor who's patients look like young prison inmates." It actually is possible for Hilton to win this case, except for the fact that she has only offered $670,000! An amount which she refuses to offer in new proposals. In other words, she's saying that dying children trying to be cured of massive heart conditions are worth less as a whole than her fake nails. This brings me to rip off Keith Oberman's catch phrase, and announcing Paris Hilton as today's "Worst Person... IN THE WOOORRRRRLLLDDD"