a special cone presentation!!!
Ever wondered who the REAL WORST PEOPLE IN AMERICA were? well, Cone is back with all the answers, so without further adue (adew, ado, adooooooo?).... here are the still living but hopefully dead soon WORST PEOPLE IN THE AMERICA!!!! Here are my 3 - 5th picks, but you'll have to wait for the 1st and 2nd.... as I am still picking through a rather large list to determine that!
So enjoy these for now
#5 - The producers, participants, and viewers of AMERICAN IDOL! After season 1, when clearly the more middle-talents of the show made it to the final rounds it had become quite clear to me that American Idol is more or less the Pro Wrestling of pop music on television. Ballet after ballet of horrifyingly sung covers by Americans who are clearly dominantly upper class (dispite the show's claim of making the American Dream come true.... but for only those who are already living it) quickly sped this television show into American pop culture... and what a surprise? Pop Culture of the 21st centure focuses on nothing less but destroying what was left of the hope of finding an actually genuine person out there. Although people spend money obsessively casting their votes for who they think should win, these votes are actually not counted for anything... and the reason you REALLY vote is because Fox and American Idol have a secretive (but findable) contract with Cingular and it's allies. Every vote you cast for the show simply goes towards the pay roll of a) the show's producers and b) cell phone companies.... however the entire show is almost totally scripted in fact, it is many times more scripted than even PRO WRESTLING. What's this all come down to? American Idol has nothing to do with the American Dream, it's all about controlling America's pop culture, making money, and keeping all the unsuspecting and easily tricked Americans watching. Because of all the damage the show does to quality of life as a whole, I believe American Idol and everything to do with it, including its viewers, make a good choice for #5 worst PEOPLE in America.
#4 - Brittany Spears! For a few years I tried to give this ditzy teenie bopper star the benefit of the doubt... even with all the lip sincing and not writing her own songs (not even one of them!). However, the last couple years the shit has hit the fan! Brittany Spears has proven to be nothing more than trailor park trash with good producers, except now she is simply trailor park trash with a declining fan base of preteen boys who sport increasingly womanly haircuts. Even when given the opportunity to prove that she is more human than hot air, she instead never fails to spew out time and time again a bunch of ignorant BS using less than primetive vocabulary and clearly proves that she is even more out of touch with reality than Michael Jackson. Hey, at least he realises he needs to move to another country to be himself! Brittany Spears.... #4 worst person in America!!!
#3 - Paris Hilton! In several interviews and magezines, she has bragged saying this exact statement : "I am so good and my new album is so good it makes me cry!' Now let me read you a lyric from her already released new single : "Stretch my ass you know I want it" On top of this, Paris also recently claimed, in trying to defend her lack of intelligence, that she attended a "high class catholic school next door to Harvard University." Immediately knowing this could not be, I Google Earthed the area around Harvard University just to find out that there is no catholic high schools near it. On top of this, being a former resident of New Milford, CT... I also already knew that she attended Canterbury High School and got kicked out for getting caught having sex for marijuana and speed. To make matters worse, Miss Hilton recently took a trip to Brazil and then her first words when back in Ameirca was "it's quite unpleasant to be somewhere who's LANGUAGE, YES LANGUAGE.... IS S O V I O L E N T" WHAT??? How can a language be "VIOLENT!?!?" She further explained that she was not racist, but believes that African Americans should get twice the pay of white or even native Americans because of "what this country has done to them." On a political talk show in 2002 that I happened to be watching, when she was asked if middle class Americans need to be protected more than they are from poverty and should get more benefits to prevent going bankrupt, she responded by stating that she thinks there should be NO middle class because middle class America encourages "bringing mankind back to the stone age" and "listens to primetive hate music". Without further adew, ado, or adoooooooo.... however it might be spelled.... PARIS HILTON!!!!! Number 3 worst person in America!!!!!
So enjoy these for now
#5 - The producers, participants, and viewers of AMERICAN IDOL! After season 1, when clearly the more middle-talents of the show made it to the final rounds it had become quite clear to me that American Idol is more or less the Pro Wrestling of pop music on television. Ballet after ballet of horrifyingly sung covers by Americans who are clearly dominantly upper class (dispite the show's claim of making the American Dream come true.... but for only those who are already living it) quickly sped this television show into American pop culture... and what a surprise? Pop Culture of the 21st centure focuses on nothing less but destroying what was left of the hope of finding an actually genuine person out there. Although people spend money obsessively casting their votes for who they think should win, these votes are actually not counted for anything... and the reason you REALLY vote is because Fox and American Idol have a secretive (but findable) contract with Cingular and it's allies. Every vote you cast for the show simply goes towards the pay roll of a) the show's producers and b) cell phone companies.... however the entire show is almost totally scripted in fact, it is many times more scripted than even PRO WRESTLING. What's this all come down to? American Idol has nothing to do with the American Dream, it's all about controlling America's pop culture, making money, and keeping all the unsuspecting and easily tricked Americans watching. Because of all the damage the show does to quality of life as a whole, I believe American Idol and everything to do with it, including its viewers, make a good choice for #5 worst PEOPLE in America.
#4 - Brittany Spears! For a few years I tried to give this ditzy teenie bopper star the benefit of the doubt... even with all the lip sincing and not writing her own songs (not even one of them!). However, the last couple years the shit has hit the fan! Brittany Spears has proven to be nothing more than trailor park trash with good producers, except now she is simply trailor park trash with a declining fan base of preteen boys who sport increasingly womanly haircuts. Even when given the opportunity to prove that she is more human than hot air, she instead never fails to spew out time and time again a bunch of ignorant BS using less than primetive vocabulary and clearly proves that she is even more out of touch with reality than Michael Jackson. Hey, at least he realises he needs to move to another country to be himself! Brittany Spears.... #4 worst person in America!!!
#3 - Paris Hilton! In several interviews and magezines, she has bragged saying this exact statement : "I am so good and my new album is so good it makes me cry!' Now let me read you a lyric from her already released new single : "Stretch my ass you know I want it" On top of this, Paris also recently claimed, in trying to defend her lack of intelligence, that she attended a "high class catholic school next door to Harvard University." Immediately knowing this could not be, I Google Earthed the area around Harvard University just to find out that there is no catholic high schools near it. On top of this, being a former resident of New Milford, CT... I also already knew that she attended Canterbury High School and got kicked out for getting caught having sex for marijuana and speed. To make matters worse, Miss Hilton recently took a trip to Brazil and then her first words when back in Ameirca was "it's quite unpleasant to be somewhere who's LANGUAGE, YES LANGUAGE.... IS S O V I O L E N T" WHAT??? How can a language be "VIOLENT!?!?" She further explained that she was not racist, but believes that African Americans should get twice the pay of white or even native Americans because of "what this country has done to them." On a political talk show in 2002 that I happened to be watching, when she was asked if middle class Americans need to be protected more than they are from poverty and should get more benefits to prevent going bankrupt, she responded by stating that she thinks there should be NO middle class because middle class America encourages "bringing mankind back to the stone age" and "listens to primetive hate music". Without further adew, ado, or adoooooooo.... however it might be spelled.... PARIS HILTON!!!!! Number 3 worst person in America!!!!!