I've been denied all the best ultra sex.

Sep 17, 2005 13:52

1. Kristy, I got a new black sexy coffee maker that is just yearning for you to use it.
2. I bought Jesus Christ Superstar on cassette for .25 cents!
3. I bought For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway, paperback, an edition published in the 50’s or 60’s that was not allowed to be sold in the US or Canada for .27 cents!

A kid of a client drew me a couple pictures and gave me money. (The bathroom has a sign that says to pay 5 cents) He gave me two dimes and said to keep the change. When he left the office to go to the store, he announces that he will be back. “I am back from my treasure hunt.” Interesting kid.

We changed the locks on the door…actually, the hot pirate neighbor did to keep Shannon’s dad out of the house, and now the doors look retarded. The locks look like fakeness. If I held a lighter next to the ‘gold-like attire,’ it would completely melt off. My new keys say 'defiant'. So, I take it as a sign from Jesus that I am a defiant soul.

...her face a glittering mask of blood that was black in the heartless white glow of the streetlights, the mask of a crushed insect.
--Stephen King's The Stand Sounds a bit like Thursday.

If you didn’t know, Vince is staying with me until further notice. One morning when I walked the kids to the bus stop, I came back and he had made me breakfast, complete with coffee. ^_^ He lets me use his computer. He lets me put make up on him. He kisses me goodnight and tucks me in. He sleeps with Jesus and takes showers with him too. I dyed his hair, and now his cute emo bangs are black, and his other hair is pink. If you are a fan of Vince, I will post pictures of him at midnight the day I get them developed.

I really like Death Cab for Cutie. I could listen to them all day, like I have been. If you love me, you’ll send me some tickets for me to see them in concert. Lol. J/k

(lawl) Andy Mikonis or something.

In other news, there is no other news.
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