Just Go With It by loveglowsinthedark & chibaken

May 16, 2017 20:10

Title: Just Go With It
Author:
loveglowsinthedark &
chibaken
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,000 Approx.
Summary: The prompt: Draco is a telemarketer who calls Harry trying to sell him stuff; phone sex ensues.
Content/Warning(s): Phone sex

I don't know what to tell you. :D You see the summary? It only gets better from there because Harry has landline and being accosted by telemarketers and he has a ferret and her name Baguette.

And the thing is, one of those telemarketers is Draco and he's trying to sell Harry torches and - yeah, phone sex ensues. It's, I think I've said this before, but: it's crazy and awesome. :D

carpemermaid made this cutest ever art of Baguette that you just can't miss. Find it here and here at tumblr. :)

ewe, genre: fluff, genre: humour, unusual careers, word count: -5000, ministry job: auror, post hogwarts, rating: nc 17, first time

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