The Miseducation of Draco Malfoy by magpie_fngrl
Title: The Miseducation of Draco Malfoy
Author:
magpie_fngrl
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 37,600
Summary: "Instead of laughing about it, Harry, you could use this experience to educate Malfoy in Muggle culture.”
“I have no wish to educate Malfoy in anything,” Harry said, although the thought of unleashing a confused and annoyed Malfoy in Muggle London sounded quite entertaining.
Or the one where Zacharias Smith writes a tell-all and Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are assigned community service in Muggle London.
This story, let me tell you, is fantastic!
Zacharias Smith has written a tell-all book about Dumbledore's Army, and in it suggests that Harry and Draco, well, he suggests that Harry and Draco had have the hots for each other for ever. Draco is Most Displeased. So much that he leaves his sort of self-imposed insolation and goes looking for Zach and punches him in the face, basically.
Auror Harry is called to sort the public disorder but ends up punching Zach himself as well. And that's how both Harry and Draco end up assigned in community service in Muggle London. It's glorious! At first Draco is all stand-offish, you know, but they have to be there for three months so eventually they start talking (oh my god, Harry asks for advise on breaking up with someone he's causally seeing, you see) and soon Draco discovers Cosmopolitan and Coca Cola and he loves it, and they start going out, to the cinema and-well, you should just read it because it's fucking brilliant. :D
Author:
magpie_fngrl
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 37,600
Summary: "Instead of laughing about it, Harry, you could use this experience to educate Malfoy in Muggle culture.”
“I have no wish to educate Malfoy in anything,” Harry said, although the thought of unleashing a confused and annoyed Malfoy in Muggle London sounded quite entertaining.
Or the one where Zacharias Smith writes a tell-all and Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are assigned community service in Muggle London.
This story, let me tell you, is fantastic!
Zacharias Smith has written a tell-all book about Dumbledore's Army, and in it suggests that Harry and Draco, well, he suggests that Harry and Draco had have the hots for each other for ever. Draco is Most Displeased. So much that he leaves his sort of self-imposed insolation and goes looking for Zach and punches him in the face, basically.
Auror Harry is called to sort the public disorder but ends up punching Zach himself as well. And that's how both Harry and Draco end up assigned in community service in Muggle London. It's glorious! At first Draco is all stand-offish, you know, but they have to be there for three months so eventually they start talking (oh my god, Harry asks for advise on breaking up with someone he's causally seeing, you see) and soon Draco discovers Cosmopolitan and Coca Cola and he loves it, and they start going out, to the cinema and-well, you should just read it because it's fucking brilliant. :D