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[desolina]

Me: Sits down with a banana.

Cat: "What is?"

Me: "It's a banana."

Cat: "WANT!"

Me: "Cats don't like bananas."

Cat: "WANT!"

Me: "*You* don't like bananas."

Cat: "WANT!"

Me: "Whatever." Holds out banana for cat to examine.

Cat: Sniffs carefully. "Hey! This is a banana! EWWWWWW!"

Me: "I told you it was a banana."

Cat: Glares.

Me: Goes to eat banana.

Cat: "WANT!"

Me: "We discussed this. You don't like bananas."

Cat: "WANT!"

Me: Holds out banana for cat to examine.

Cat: "AUGH! You tricked me!!!!!!

Me: "Sigh."

This exchange was quickly followed by cat settling in on top of my open laptop (which was in my lap) and refusing to budge.