Verizon Wireless -- We never stop working for you!

[my_blueheaven]

My new phone cost $250.00
My phone bill this month will be $370.00
My check this week is $850.00

Lesson 1: Get insurance on your phone, even if you think you won't need it.

Lesson 2: Work hard, so when you don't listen to me and fail toget insurance anyways, at least you will have enough money to pay for the stupid thing.

Comments

[yourmomsdry]

you got a $850 for one week?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[yourmomsdry]

ha, a $850. I did mean to squeeze paycheck in there, but apparently I was too astonished to form complete sentences! That reminds me that one time you wrote Happy birthday! On a card to me, but it actually read "Happy birtay!" It was in big bubble letters so I can see how it would be easy to leave out letters. Wow, this is pretty long, especially for such a small entry. And this is already my 2nd comment. Lindsay is getting her tongue pierced tonight! That is all.

[my_blueheaven]

nah, $850 for two weeks, and that was only because i had 28 hours extra tacked on from the paycheck before, hehe.

[xorgyofcriticsx]

since autumn spilled the beans, wanna come with? i was gonna ask you when you called me after you left work.

[yourmomsdry]

sorry about that, I'm a natural born bean-spiller.

[my_blueheaven]

no..i'm busy