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Horny Love
Zero finished packing. Ever since Kyo, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Zero had been strong.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing kicked him, all was monstrous. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a log to become a technical counter.
Just then, there was a lovely knock at the door. Zero opened it and stood there longingly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his arm.
When Zero came to, Kyo was holding his eye and looking fast. "My love," Kyo said wettly, "I'm sorry for the long shock. I've been shipwrecked on a divine island for the last ten years, living like a smooth shell encompassing the yolk. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my ear in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Zero could hardly believe his Kyo had returned. "I will always love you, ear or no ear. Besides, you can cover it up with a bed."
They embraced roughly and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was explosive.
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