Probably the best text conversation ever had.
"I'm contemplating getting a delivery service to get me groceries and mcdonalds, but I feel like if I do, it is like half a cm away from living in sweatpants and eventually drinking my own urine because I can't be bothered to get up for a drink, or to pee."
"Well you can get away with it because your leg is broken so the delivery guy won't judge you."
"This is true. It's like my one chance to be justified in my laziness."
"Ya I would go for the gusto if I was you."
"Oh I'm doin it. This is fantastic."
REVELATIONS IN LAZINESS.My big mac is on the waaaaaayyyyy.