Stolen from amorousodious

[my_alcatraz]

1. Go to my userinfo page
2. Pick one person on my friends list you're curious about
3. Comment with their username.
4. And I will tell you what I know about them, or just make crazy shit up.
5. Post this in your LJ

Comments

[wooitsmolly]

funkaramic

[my_alcatraz]

I honestly don't know much about her. So....this all may or may not be a lie.

She lives in space with her dog, Smegma.
She is an auctioneer at her local See-and-Say factory and does volunteer work for sexual addicts on the side.

[wooitsmolly]

ew smegma. i hope i never have to experience anything involving smegma. smeggy-smeggy-smegma.

[my_alcatraz]

Mmm-mmm good.

[funkaramic]

lol...

Funkaramic
- Names Amanda, age 16
- lives with dad and step-bitch in north carolina
- no pets, just me
- haha.. schmegma?
- im cool, and so are you. righteous my friend, righteous haha.

[funkaramic]

see-and-say reminds me of speak-and-spell...ahh child hood... also reminds me of dane cook, what a god.. lol

[pickuptheparked]

haha yes! dane cook IS a god :)

Dane Cook rocks my sox

[jemini602]

and the pickles... and the pickles.... and the sweet and sour sauce all over MY BODY!

Re: Dane Cook rocks my sox

[funkaramic]

DRIVE AROUND!!! HEY LEt's get some SAUCE OVER HERE!!! COME ON!!! SHE WANTS IT HER WAY!!!