This is funny!!
One beautiful summer day at rome you see the most small creature you have ever seen. Their name is marz , and every move he makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend lea and say, "Wow, that has to be the most hairy body I have ever seen." Suddenly, he looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! he says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so sexy , and was wondering if you'd like to go to hawaii with me and shop ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " oh my god! " and go with them. When you finally get to hawaii , he moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a bed hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.