The McDonald's Incident...
So, things have been going lovely since my pa and bro went to Mexico. They left the house to me and Johnny, and they're coming home tomorrow night at like 3 a.m.. Yaaaayyy!
Awww... :(
HAHA, but oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man!!!!!!!!
So, Johnny loves McDonald's breakfast more than anything else in the world. I hate it. It's so gross and lame, and anytime before 4 p.m. is way too early for me to go to a McD's. Also, there's a lot of happy old people, and yes, that's a problem for me. Not that I like grumpy old people... I just dont like them at all.
Way to be an asshole. Thanks! :)
This morning I buy breakfast for the fuckface (it's not like he can pay for anything... it's not like he has a job or anything... it's not like he turns in his fucking applications or anything... GAH!) and I happen to notice some gangsters who I used to party with back at Irma's house, and they notice me and we acknowledge eachother from across the restaurant, and go back to our food.
WELL I guess I can't even do that without getting bitched at and called a whore, and here's the convo:
j: Why the fuck do you keep looking over there, huh? You wanna go suck their dicks or what?
me: Shut the fuck up, dude. I can't even give a friendly nod to my fucking friends in a public place or what?
j: What the fuck did you just call me?
me: Dude.
j: (knocks a chair over and starts shouting) YOU REALLY FUCKED UP NOW, BITCH. SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING CALLED ME THAT, SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT SHIT. NO, NO NO.... OOOOHHH YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME! (throws a tray full of ketchup, mayo, 1/4 a sausage and egg mcmuffin, and 2 hasbrowns at me, and takes his coffee) I'M GETTIN THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, MAN. SHIT!
Keep in mind, there's a lot of old people who look like they just came from church or something nice. Lots of happy family togetherness, but Mr. I-Can't-Control-My-Fucking-Rage-And-Throw-Little-Childlike-Tantrums-In-Public-Places-Towards-My-Girl-Who-Just-Bought-Me-Breakfast-And-Has-Been-Buying-Me-Shit-For-Months-Now doesn't seem to give a shit.
So I have food ALL OVER myself. From head to toe I look like one of those paintings where people just splatter paint on a canvas, only it's McDonald's breakfast on me, and I'm a person, not a canvas.
I walk to the bathroom with my extra large Caramel Mocchiato Frappe and purse and shit and try to clean the mess up in vain. Ketchup stains, bitches. FUCK! >:o
But wait, I see him sitting at a booth as I pass him to go to the bathroom, but since I like to stay composed and not look like a psychotic bitchfuck in public when I can, I say and do nothing.
Exiting the bathroom, and looking worse than I did since the stains are smeared with water and I look like I'm a retard who can't handle eating a simple meal (lmfao), I walk towards where he's sitting mouthing, "You motherfucker.", take my caramel coffee drink and pour it all over him, his thick curly hair and brand new NY hat, his nice $250 leather jacket and expensive ass brand name clothes, and those retarded yellowish work boot looking things that those gangsters wear. I'd only had a few sips from it, so that's $5.78 worth of yumminess I just wasted on his ass.
j: (whispers) Bitch...
And I'm gone.
And now I'm smoking all of his weed, which I bought anyway, so technically it's mine.
Fuck. I hate making a scene like that, but...
1. You're 26, not 5. Time to stop throwing public tantrums over nothing.
2. It's not good manners to flip out on someone who's giving you a place to stay and treating you to meals.
3. Learn how to respect your fucking girlfriend. Jesus FUCKING Christ!
4. Recognize who the hell you're trying to fuck around. I can ruin your life in the blink of an eye. Don't take that lightly.
Haha, and yesterday we had a brawl too, but this time it was in the house, and not so exciting. He does have a pretty gross cut on his right cheek and some scratches on his arms and chest, and I have bruises on my arms and shoulders from him trying to restrain me.
"trying"
But unsuccessful. :)
I'm such a little hellion sometimes. It's cute.
Off to watch the newer The Hills Have Eyes... heard it was kind of lame, though. *shrugs* Oh well....