1st Partridge [Action][Let's not realize we're trapped in Luceti]

Jan 14, 2011 17:14

[Luceti seems so calm right now. Active, but silently making white noise over the treetops around them-Ian's favorite type of place. And it was a good thing, too: no one is in need of money more than this guy well, had someone actually told him things were free and he couldn't leave, anyway. He has a blanket laid out, and a bag sat right in the ( Read more... )

○Haruhi, best salesman ever, ○Rise, ○Caesar, ○Crowley, he's kind of slow on the uptake, ○Raven, ○Alexei, ○Estellise, ever broke an arm in a bar fight?, ○Krizalid

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crisis_rain January 15 2011, 04:34:47 UTC
[Well, this isn't something you see everyday. Raven walks right past, before backstepping when he realizes what's going on here.]

Uh, sorry ta burst yer bubble pal, but yer not gonna be able ta sell anythin' here. There's no such thing as money in Luceti, it's all free.

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1/2 my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:35:35 UTC
[...

OHOHOHOHO!]

Nice try there buddy, but I see what you're doing-this isn't the first time someone's tried to get something for free out of me!

[granted they totally succeeded but still]

...

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my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:36:23 UTC
All right, how about 9.99, take it or leave it.

...i-is that better?

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crisis_rain January 15 2011, 08:48:20 UTC
[He thinks of how to explain it, maybe this guy is new?]

Yeah, that is better, if there was such a thing as money in this world. Like I said, everythin' is free here, you wouldn't need to sell yer potion because money has no worth.

Does that make sense?

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inabook January 15 2011, 04:39:31 UTC
my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:39:11 UTC
Thaaaat's right, ma'am! It really can~! Just mix it in some water, drink it up, and bam! no more missing arm.

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my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:39:24 UTC
Well, unless it's already healed and scarred over. Then it can't really do much for ya...

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inabook January 15 2011, 19:12:14 UTC

liketofu January 15 2011, 04:43:20 UTC
[Is there seriously a shopping network guy here in Luceti. For real.

...trying not to laugh because that's just mean.]

Oh, I dunno, 19.99 seems kinda steep.

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1/2 all across the board :| my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:40:21 UTC
R-really?!

I-I mean, no way, man. That's really cheap for something that can bring back your leg!!

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my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:40:42 UTC
...Right?

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liketofu January 15 2011, 16:53:00 UTC
You're not even sure?

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mydearapple January 15 2011, 04:44:00 UTC
[Heaaadtilt. He actually listens to everything this guy has to say simply because it's so bizarre. He isn't really interested in 'buying' this item, but eh, let's see what this guy's up to.]

What's it made of?

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my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:42:23 UTC
[Nice try, mister, but that's not gonna fly!]

Sorry, that's a family secret. If I told you, it could end up getting taken up by the competition, and I have bills to pay!

...Eh, well, not really, b-but I gotta eat, right?

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mydearapple January 16 2011, 02:31:10 UTC
Really? [Hmm...] But you know, if it worked that well, you could probably make a fortune by selling the recipe. In fact, you may never have to work again!

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my_yoke_broke January 16 2011, 03:28:43 UTC
A-ah... I, uh, already tried selling off the recipe, and it didn't really... work all that well. [Rather, they found out his ingredient, locked him up, and bled him dry for six years.] It didn't really work out all that well.

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cuttingedges January 15 2011, 04:47:20 UTC
[There is one guy who's vaguely interested in the shiny shiny vials and powder. He just stands near the impromptu marketplace, listening to the spiel for a while. When it's over, he'll approach, picking up one of the little bottles and looking it over.]

[...He's pretty tall, and his skin's just as brown as Ian's, but he seems human. Quiet, though.]

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my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 08:43:24 UTC
[Ian just crouches and watches INTENSELY while you're observing the bottles. Is he actually gonna make a sell? He was getting pretty hungry...]

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cuttingedges January 15 2011, 19:20:59 UTC
...I'll take one. [He just... stuffs the bottle in his pocket and starts walking away.]

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my_yoke_broke January 15 2011, 20:49:45 UTC
[WHAT NO]

Hey, wait a sec!

[He'll just... nervously put his 5'4" self in front of said person.]

I made those myself! Don't I get anything in return? Y'know, money, food, something worth valuable, anything at all??

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