Zap Me Like an Electric Eel

Jan 24, 2009 00:08



I WANT TO DANCE TO THIS SONG. It'd be badass if this song were in EBA. FFFFFFFFFFF it'd be my favorite mission EVER.

So I've been playing Eternal Sonata, right? And. Dear god. I love Beat. He's easily my favorite character. But I also love Viola, Salsa, and Falsetto. Chopin and Retto are pretty cool guys, too. And I love Waltz; he's a pretty badass villain if I do say so myself.

However, I hate Polka. With a burning passion. She's so freakin' annoying and WEAK. CHRIST. Salsa is two or three levels below her, and Salsa can beat an enemy -- easily -- in 4 seconds. The only thing Polka has going for her is her healing ability. Plus, she's cute. But that's about it. I hope she really does commit suicide and NEVER COMES BACK. I would rejoice.

/rage

I'm currently trying to beat Captain Dolce and her crew of pirates, but damn, that broad is pretty damn tough. Level 25 and I STILL can't beat her. But I'm just happy I got passed Fort Fermata. OH GOD. That was a horrible, horrible experience. I'm so happy I got the key for the door so I don't have to do it again.

tl;dr: Play Eternal Sonata.

(Also, the stone that Polka carries with her? Totally given to her by Retto when they were kids. I'm willing to bet you everything that's how it goes. FUCKING CHILDHOOD ROMANCES I swear to god you can only have so many.)

music: electric eel - mgmt, best game ever, eternal sonata, fuck you polka

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