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Today was an alright day. I woke up in the morning and realized I shit myself in the middle of the night. Not just regular shit either. We're talking Corn, peanuts, the works. Such occurences are becoming less and less frequent as time goes on. After I finished eating the shit out of my pants I put them back on and started my day. I decided I'd call up an escort service and order a transexual prostitue. This turned out to be fun, but there's only so many she-males you can bang until they get boring. Once the hooker left I beat off into a cup and drank it. Then I passed out for a few hours, woke up, and then wrote this. Good times.