Fic: Kissing; October 7
Title: Kissing
Author: apohdiopsis
Pairing: Lily/James (with mentions of Lily/OMC, James OFCs, Lily/Snape, Lily/Remus, Lily/Sirius, James/Sirius)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 250
Prompt: Day Seven
Summary: James and Lily play a game on rounds. Dialog!fic about bad kisses.
"Amos Diggory."
"He had more tentacles than the Giant Squid--especially after you broke his nose."
"He told you?"
"Yes, because I'm an utter dimwit and couldn't figure it out for myself. Your turn: Mary MacDonald."
"Nice tits--What? Why are you laughing?"
"I ask what it's like to snog Mary MacDonald and you tell me she has nice tits."
"Jealous?"
"Naturally, but you didn't tell me anything I didn't already know."
"The tits are all that stand out."
"Glad I didn't snog her, then."
"She came onto you?!"
"That's now how this game works, Potter. My turn."
"Fine. Severus Snape."
"Never kissed him."
"What?! Don't lie to me, Evans. That greaseball trailed you for five and a half years--"
"I’m not lying. I never kissed him. Your turn: Maxine Vane."
"Itchy."
"Itchy? Like lost-your-V-card-to-her itchy?"
"That's not how this game works, Evans."
"Fine. Go."
"Remus Lupin."
"I never kissed him either, Potter, I told you that."
"Just checking."
"Well, you wasted a turn. Sirius Black."
"You'd know."
"Yeah, but indulge me. What was it like for you?"
"Wet. You?"
"Ditto. At least you were drunk."
"That doesn't make it better. James Potter."
"No, it's your turn."
"Well, go."
"Lily Evans."
"Brilliant."
"Flatterer. Now you."
"James Potter."
"Egotist. Fine. You kissed me on a dare."
"Yeah, but you liked it."
"You stuck your tongue down my throat without any warning."
"So ... You didn't like it?"
"No, Potter. For some reason, I didn't find that one particularly enjoyable."
"Oh. Huh.”
Author: apohdiopsis
Pairing: Lily/James (with mentions of Lily/OMC, James OFCs, Lily/Snape, Lily/Remus, Lily/Sirius, James/Sirius)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 250
Prompt: Day Seven
Summary: James and Lily play a game on rounds. Dialog!fic about bad kisses.
"Amos Diggory."
"He had more tentacles than the Giant Squid--especially after you broke his nose."
"He told you?"
"Yes, because I'm an utter dimwit and couldn't figure it out for myself. Your turn: Mary MacDonald."
"Nice tits--What? Why are you laughing?"
"I ask what it's like to snog Mary MacDonald and you tell me she has nice tits."
"Jealous?"
"Naturally, but you didn't tell me anything I didn't already know."
"The tits are all that stand out."
"Glad I didn't snog her, then."
"She came onto you?!"
"That's now how this game works, Potter. My turn."
"Fine. Severus Snape."
"Never kissed him."
"What?! Don't lie to me, Evans. That greaseball trailed you for five and a half years--"
"I’m not lying. I never kissed him. Your turn: Maxine Vane."
"Itchy."
"Itchy? Like lost-your-V-card-to-her itchy?"
"That's not how this game works, Evans."
"Fine. Go."
"Remus Lupin."
"I never kissed him either, Potter, I told you that."
"Just checking."
"Well, you wasted a turn. Sirius Black."
"You'd know."
"Yeah, but indulge me. What was it like for you?"
"Wet. You?"
"Ditto. At least you were drunk."
"That doesn't make it better. James Potter."
"No, it's your turn."
"Well, go."
"Lily Evans."
"Brilliant."
"Flatterer. Now you."
"James Potter."
"Egotist. Fine. You kissed me on a dare."
"Yeah, but you liked it."
"You stuck your tongue down my throat without any warning."
"So ... You didn't like it?"
"No, Potter. For some reason, I didn't find that one particularly enjoyable."
"Oh. Huh.”