i'm not good, i'm not bad, i'm just right
My mom wants grandchildren. Like right now. I've known this for some time, but lately she's really been harping on it. Just because women in my family have a tendency to be grandmothers before the age of 40 (my grandmom was 36 and my aunt was 37) does not mean that my mom is going to be an old grandmom. Also, I'm the baby of the family so why am I getting the pressure? My mom has apparently given up on Nikki so now I'm her only hope. I found out that she doesn't even care if I'm married; bastards are okay with her as long as she gets to play with them and take them on vacations. Oh, and both Nikki and I have already been informed that she's going to live wherever her first grandchild is, so if Nikki wants them to stay in Jersey she better have a kid soon and if I call my mom tonight and tell her I'm pregnant she'll be looking at real estate in Virginia tomorrow. Ah well, I guess it could be worse; at least I know that if I should accidentally get pregnant she won't be pissed.