I'm sorry, flying_rat
The cat made me do it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I set flyingrat42's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September fic_faery and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I bought porn for kylecassidy (10 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (273 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
muzivitch
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I set flyingrat42's puppy on fire (-66 points). In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September fic_faery and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I bought porn for kylecassidy (10 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (273 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
muzivitch