f: the prince and his vampire boyfriend
→ the prince and his vampire boyfriend | PG13 | yunho/yoochun
→ chaptered (2/?)
→ Yoochun is the type of vampire who craves female blood. unfortunately, his willing victim is a male prince.
Ever since the ball at the king’s palace last weekend, the Prince seeks after the beautiful blood sucker like a lovesick fool.
Nothing deterred the royal highness’ advances, even when Yoochun snapped and flashed out his fangs. “Stop following me or I’m gonna drink you dry!” he wished he was taller so he’d be more threatening.
Yunho almost looked delighted at the idea of him drinking from his body. “It would be an honour to have some of my fluids into your body.” For a prince, he isn’t exactly honourable and spews the most perverted innuendos known to mankind.
After the not so smart suggestion of drinking the prince’s blood, Yunho began to formulate tons of plans to have the vampire suck his blood. It would be his ultimate pleasure, he said, with that perverted grin slinking on his perverted face.
“Don’t come near me!” Yoochun yelps as the taller man corners him against the refrigerator.
“Drink from me, Chunnie.”
“No!”
“Why?”
“I only drink the blood of fair maidens.”
“… I didn’t know vampires can be choosy?” Yunho asks with a frown.
Yoochun rolls his eyes, “Think of it like a human vegetarian. I’ve sworn off from drinking men’s blood.”
“Why?”
“Because!” Yunho raises a condescending eyebrow, “Why do I have to explain myself to you?” before Yunho could utter a reply, the front door opened with a bang, completely disrupting the sexual tension.
“Hi, Yunho.” Jaejoong briefly waves before he saunters into the living room.
“Oh. Yunho-hyung, hello.” Junsu follows in, with a confused look on his face.
Since when did it become natural for his roommates to greet Yunho as if he’s not sexually assaulting him?
“Who the fuck are you?”
Oh bless Changmin and his innate arrogance. Surprisingly, that immediately gets Yunho’s attention and he slightly moves away to look at the unfamiliar were-animal.
The gallant man clears his throat to introduce himself, “I am Prince Yunho, and you are?” his small eyes slowly take in the image of the tall, tanned guy with humongous antlers on his head with unmasked distaste.
“None of your business.” Changmin snarls.
“Is that so?” It’s obvious that Changmin’s blatant ignorance towards royalty respect irks him. There’s a visible line forming between the prince’s eyebrows. “I’ll call you Bambi, then.” Somewhere in the room, Jaejoong guffawed. “What? I like Bambi. I think she’s cute.”
“Actually, Bambi’s a boy.”
Yunho scoffs, “Sure.”
With the fact that he’s indirectly called a girl, Changmin’s nostrils flares, looking just about ready to push his antlers through the arrogant prince’s torso and Yoochun stands there, unsure of what to do in case Changmin does something drastic.
“Hey, Su?” Jaejoong breaks his trance from the unfolding scene on the kitchen and nudges the were-sheep sitting next to him.
Junsu looks up from his Nintendo game and sends the blond a quick questioning glance. “Yeah?”
“I think Yoochun needs his inhaler.”
“Oh shit.”
Junsu runs around to find the inhaler, Jaejoong grabs Changmin from attacking Yunho, Yunho grabs Yoochun’s shoulder to shake him awake and then there’s Yoochun, flailing like a dead vegetable, unconscious.
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→ chaptered (2/?)
→ Yoochun is the type of vampire who craves female blood. unfortunately, his willing victim is a male prince.
Ever since the ball at the king’s palace last weekend, the Prince seeks after the beautiful blood sucker like a lovesick fool.
Nothing deterred the royal highness’ advances, even when Yoochun snapped and flashed out his fangs. “Stop following me or I’m gonna drink you dry!” he wished he was taller so he’d be more threatening.
Yunho almost looked delighted at the idea of him drinking from his body. “It would be an honour to have some of my fluids into your body.” For a prince, he isn’t exactly honourable and spews the most perverted innuendos known to mankind.
After the not so smart suggestion of drinking the prince’s blood, Yunho began to formulate tons of plans to have the vampire suck his blood. It would be his ultimate pleasure, he said, with that perverted grin slinking on his perverted face.
“Don’t come near me!” Yoochun yelps as the taller man corners him against the refrigerator.
“Drink from me, Chunnie.”
“No!”
“Why?”
“I only drink the blood of fair maidens.”
“… I didn’t know vampires can be choosy?” Yunho asks with a frown.
Yoochun rolls his eyes, “Think of it like a human vegetarian. I’ve sworn off from drinking men’s blood.”
“Why?”
“Because!” Yunho raises a condescending eyebrow, “Why do I have to explain myself to you?” before Yunho could utter a reply, the front door opened with a bang, completely disrupting the sexual tension.
“Hi, Yunho.” Jaejoong briefly waves before he saunters into the living room.
“Oh. Yunho-hyung, hello.” Junsu follows in, with a confused look on his face.
Since when did it become natural for his roommates to greet Yunho as if he’s not sexually assaulting him?
“Who the fuck are you?”
Oh bless Changmin and his innate arrogance. Surprisingly, that immediately gets Yunho’s attention and he slightly moves away to look at the unfamiliar were-animal.
The gallant man clears his throat to introduce himself, “I am Prince Yunho, and you are?” his small eyes slowly take in the image of the tall, tanned guy with humongous antlers on his head with unmasked distaste.
“None of your business.” Changmin snarls.
“Is that so?” It’s obvious that Changmin’s blatant ignorance towards royalty respect irks him. There’s a visible line forming between the prince’s eyebrows. “I’ll call you Bambi, then.” Somewhere in the room, Jaejoong guffawed. “What? I like Bambi. I think she’s cute.”
“Actually, Bambi’s a boy.”
Yunho scoffs, “Sure.”
With the fact that he’s indirectly called a girl, Changmin’s nostrils flares, looking just about ready to push his antlers through the arrogant prince’s torso and Yoochun stands there, unsure of what to do in case Changmin does something drastic.
“Hey, Su?” Jaejoong breaks his trance from the unfolding scene on the kitchen and nudges the were-sheep sitting next to him.
Junsu looks up from his Nintendo game and sends the blond a quick questioning glance. “Yeah?”
“I think Yoochun needs his inhaler.”
“Oh shit.”
Junsu runs around to find the inhaler, Jaejoong grabs Changmin from attacking Yunho, Yunho grabs Yoochun’s shoulder to shake him awake and then there’s Yoochun, flailing like a dead vegetable, unconscious.
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