May 20, 2004 01:24
I've been starting these last few days so nicely. My alarm will wake me at 8:30. My curtains will be open from the previous night, window ajar and sounds of gentle breezes and birds tweeting. Retired folk mowing lawns. Sunshine will be pouring in, and I'll whack the alarm clock without looking at it. It would fall on the floor and the batteries fall out, allowing me to sleep for another hour. Then I switch on the stereo, check out the news on the radio, listen to some quick music, roll out of bed (Hitting the floor with a lazy dull thud) and get a long shower.
Hell yeah....