Gilman Guy 1x08 - Lane learns about boundaries
"What good is it to have a best friend when she's never around and she never listens and she has no interest in the fact that you're in love or that you touched his hair?" Lane said.
"You touched whose hair?" Rory replied.
"Rich! Blumenfeld!"
"Why did you touch Rich Blumenfeld's hair?"
"Why? That's a good question! I don't know why! Why would a sane person do a thing like that? Maybe I'm not sane! Maybe I'm going through some sort of phase! Maybe I really, really needed someone to talk to about this and you weren't there."
"Lane, come on! I'm sorry I haven't been around recently, but did you really need me to tell you not to touch Rich Blumenfeld's hair? Have you even talked to him? It's a huge violation! What if some stranger just went up to you and touched your hair? How would that make you feel? Wouldn't you be freaked out?"
"No, you come on! Oh... I guess you're right. Shit."
"You touched whose hair?" Rory replied.
"Rich! Blumenfeld!"
"Why did you touch Rich Blumenfeld's hair?"
"Why? That's a good question! I don't know why! Why would a sane person do a thing like that? Maybe I'm not sane! Maybe I'm going through some sort of phase! Maybe I really, really needed someone to talk to about this and you weren't there."
"Lane, come on! I'm sorry I haven't been around recently, but did you really need me to tell you not to touch Rich Blumenfeld's hair? Have you even talked to him? It's a huge violation! What if some stranger just went up to you and touched your hair? How would that make you feel? Wouldn't you be freaked out?"
"No, you come on! Oh... I guess you're right. Shit."