All your vicodin are belong to us
I translated "Star Gate" into Russian occasionally like "Zvjezdnye Vrachi" ("Star Medics" because of it's pronuncation similarity with "Star Gate" - "Zvjezdnye Vrata") and then I suddenly felt it's true. All over the time they only do their loosely templated dark star medicine: O'Neill is the very their own House M.D. that cures people around him from all that "wormy sickness" (actually it is not "snaky", but wormy lol. It's not Lupus however) with only black humor as the therapy (some time it's just O'Neills brand sharp smile that is pretty enough) and "P-90" as the surgery (deadly bad cases).