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[mutedmother]

[Jael is wandering the ship and thus doesn't notice when her shadow begins to move of its own volition.

And she probably wouldn't have noticed at all. Until it begins to speak.]

Hun, I think you need to get wasted.

[Jael jumps practically a foot in the air, whirling around to look at whoever just spoke. Seeing no one there, Jael frowns in

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[idkmybffsean]

[Jael isn't the only one with a noisy shadow. Joe tromps down the hallway, looking unhappy and occasionally stopping to kick at his apparently loud mouthed shadow.]

Oi Jimmy, check that one out. She's a babe ain't she?

[The shadow sounds pretty happy to be teasing the poor guy. Spying Jael, Joe turns on his foot and goes the walk away. The last think they need right now is his perverted shadow spilling all his usually quiet thoughts.]

Where you going, Jimmy? She's over there! Over there lad!

Shit, fuck. Shut up! I don't care!

[And then Joe notices that Jael's shadow is talking too. He pauses at the voice and looks back at her.]

Ooooooooohh~~

[mutedmother]

[Oh no. Jael turns to look at Joe, eyes wide. When her shadow speaks again, she covers her face with one hand to hide her embarrassment.]

Hey! It's that hunk with the sexy accent! Come here!

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe can't not be amused. He cracks a grin and shakes his head.]

You too, huh?

She's talking about me you know. I'm the hunk. Not you. Not you!

[mutedmother]

[Jael nods, giving her shadow an exasperated look.]

Girls, you're both pretty. Now take my girl and go get her drunk! Or laid! Or both!

[Seriously, can her face get any redder?]

[idkmybffsean]

Ah, what the hell.

[Hands in his pockets, Joe walks over to talk to her. Besides, Jael's cute when she blushes.]

So, Shadow lass. How about you an' I ditch these body things and go find some shade?

Oi! [Joe swipes a hand to backhand his shadow. If only that were possible.]

If yer gonna be here, you be fockin' polite, got it?

[mutedmother]

How bold! If we could, I would love to, but I can't get anywhere without Jael here.

[Jael sighs and just ignores their shadows.]

So how have you been, Joe?

[idkmybffsean]

You bring her and I'll bring him and everyone will be happy!

[Joe is trying very hard not to laugh.]

I got sick for a bit. Was unconscious for a bit or somethin'. I dunno. Don't really remember too much of it. How're you holding up?

[The last he saw her, she was dying in his arms.]

The hottie from the restaurant was playing nurse. Lucky bastard.

[mutedmother]

Then you got yourself a date, babe!

[Jael just rolls her eyes, though she does look amused.]

Oh, that's terrible. I'm glad you're feeling better.

[She pauses for a split second before she lifts one shoulder in a shrug.]

I'm fine.

[idkmybffsean]

HELLS YEAAAH!

[However brief, Joe does catch that little pause and shrug. He slinks and around around her shoulders, entirely innocent. Really.]

You can come to me if you need anythin' right?

[mutedmother]

Psst, Jael! Now's your chance!

[Jael ignores her shadow and wraps her arm around Joe's waist. She nods, looking up at him with a curious look.]

[idkmybffsean]

OH! CHECK IT! People are getting handsy! C'mere you~

[Have one shadow sweeping the other into his arms, assuming that's even possible. Joe shakes his head and fights back a laugh.]

They're a cheeky bunch aren't they.

He likes your butt, Jael!

Oi!

[mutedmother]

[Assuming it is possible, the other shadow squeaks and then laughs.]

And Jael loves your gorgeous eyes and sexy accent!

[Jael slowly begins turning red again.]

Hey, calm down! I'm afraid you'll pass out if anymore blood rushes to your head!

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe's lips twitch as he tries to hold in a grin. He fails and a slow smirk overtakes his mouth.]

Aye? Well shit lass.

The reason why Joe hates Jinx so much is because he doesn't think the Pixie deserves you! You're too pretty pretty pretty and your ears are cute!

[mutedmother]

[Jael just smiles sheepishly, but it turns slightly coy when Joe-shadow speaks again.]

Jael thinks Joe is the best person on the entire boat and wishes there were more people like him in her world~.

[Jael aims a lazy kick at the shadows.]