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my sister just did her second body shop party here. all the neighbours who i harrass with my music came round and were remarkably nice to me.
sarah gave me a makeover. she said (and i'm paraphrasing here) that she's sick of my pasty pale ass and wants to give me some motherfucking colour.
so she dolled me up with bronzer and lipstick and she wouldn't let me have black eyeliner. i looked a right fucking mess, but everyone was like "oh wow, such a difference, you look lovely!" even matt liked it and he hates everything. he'd make such a good goth.
quote of the evening goes to my next door neighbours, after sarah had taken off my makeup: "well it's good to see you looking normal! every time we see you you look so dark haired and gorgeous! damn you!" they didn't ACTUALLY say damn you, but it was something similar, i just can't remember what.
in other undoubtedly spiffing news: the boss is leaving at work :) and her replacement is super duper nice and will hire someone (which will be mafew) to work avec moi!
so yus. today i found out...
- that the neighbours are jealous of mah (non-existent) sexehness
- that my boss is finally answering our unspoken wishes, and going to fuck herself
- i look really fucking awful with bronzer on.
oh, and matt, who's been constipated for a week, has just gone to have a poo. yay!
sarah gave me a makeover. she said (and i'm paraphrasing here) that she's sick of my pasty pale ass and wants to give me some motherfucking colour.
so she dolled me up with bronzer and lipstick and she wouldn't let me have black eyeliner. i looked a right fucking mess, but everyone was like "oh wow, such a difference, you look lovely!" even matt liked it and he hates everything. he'd make such a good goth.
quote of the evening goes to my next door neighbours, after sarah had taken off my makeup: "well it's good to see you looking normal! every time we see you you look so dark haired and gorgeous! damn you!" they didn't ACTUALLY say damn you, but it was something similar, i just can't remember what.
in other undoubtedly spiffing news: the boss is leaving at work :) and her replacement is super duper nice and will hire someone (which will be mafew) to work avec moi!
so yus. today i found out...
- that the neighbours are jealous of mah (non-existent) sexehness
- that my boss is finally answering our unspoken wishes, and going to fuck herself
- i look really fucking awful with bronzer on.
oh, and matt, who's been constipated for a week, has just gone to have a poo. yay!