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So after much lurking and commenting on other peoples LJ, I've decided to post my own god-damned entry.
What actually prompted me to do so was stumbling upon this German Sex Ed manual meant for children
http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/germansexed.htm
..this struck me as so uproariously funny I think I almost went into pre-term labor from laughing so hard...funny because there is no way in hell this would ever be used in any sort of American educational institution...
In all honesty, its perfect...and I'm seriously considering printing it out to give to my daughter when she asks that "special question".
Yep thats right...none of this "daddy planted a seed" and "when two people really love each other" bullshit...baby making is all biology...and if that isn't scary enough...the baby coming out at the other end should do it...
This book also seemed reminiscent of
ygolonac 's post a while back about the German children's morality book (as a comment to
createdestiny 's post at createdestiny.livejournal.com/107672.html?thread=740248#t740248
Perhaps the same publisher?
What actually prompted me to do so was stumbling upon this German Sex Ed manual meant for children
http://slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/germansexed.htm
..this struck me as so uproariously funny I think I almost went into pre-term labor from laughing so hard...funny because there is no way in hell this would ever be used in any sort of American educational institution...
In all honesty, its perfect...and I'm seriously considering printing it out to give to my daughter when she asks that "special question".
Yep thats right...none of this "daddy planted a seed" and "when two people really love each other" bullshit...baby making is all biology...and if that isn't scary enough...the baby coming out at the other end should do it...
This book also seemed reminiscent of
ygolonac 's post a while back about the German children's morality book (as a comment to
createdestiny 's post at createdestiny.livejournal.com/107672.html?thread=740248#t740248
Perhaps the same publisher?