AHHAHAHA. Random Rita Conversation:
Me: "You're a horrible friend to her, you know that?"
Her: "I am NOT a horrible friend. Wait, I was your "friend first", was I that bad?"
Me: "With me, it was different."
Her: "How so?"
Me: "You wanted to sleep with me."
Her: "Not at first!"
Me: "Uh huh! You wanted me to do naughty things to your No-No."
Her: "I am NOT a horrible friend. Wait, I was your "friend first", was I that bad?"
Me: "With me, it was different."
Her: "How so?"
Me: "You wanted to sleep with me."
Her: "Not at first!"
Me: "Uh huh! You wanted me to do naughty things to your No-No."