Erin, it's your fault!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In July I gave torilove a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April, I went down on sister_of_night and she loved it! (900 points). Yesterday, I punched the shit out of two annoying guys.(-76 points). In May I donated bone marrow to jaedyth in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1220 points). For Christmas I deserve a new strap-on!
Sincerely,
muted_screams