Backness??

[muted_fae]

Sooooo, I'm finally back. Don't hit me because I luuuuuuuurve you

Comments

[beforewedie]

::refrains from hitting you because I luuurve you too::

::catapults baby possums at you instead::

I apologize for this unfortunate pain conspiracy your parents appear to have formulated. You have my sympathies; parents are always concocting conspiracies of some sort.

My mother does NOT smell like GARLIC!

(...she smells like Cheezits and shampoo.)

[muted_fae]

Oh my! cheezits and shampoo? How menacing.