*Sees DBQ* *Chain SAW DEATHLY*

[muted_fae]

I just got back home from my social studies midterm. God, every time I look at one of those DBQ's I'm tempted to scream, "I will not conform to your freakish, history-butt-kissing standards and insult myself by writing a pointless essay that we will never use out of flippin' standardized testing!!!!" But I control myself, as I do so often, and take the test. But right as I'm finishing my conclusion on my essay about Golden Civilizations this guy RIGHT in front of me turns around (which is making it very hard to concentrate because his face is very near my paper). Then he starts flicking his teeth with his fingernails. I was like, "You have gone way to far boy-child!" Except I didn't say that. Instead, in an annoyed whisper I say, "Can you please stop that?!" This boy now thinks I am a priss, which consequently the whole school already thinks but who cares. He shouldn't have been flicking his teeth near my head.

And in the words of Confucius (and I'd know because I just finished taking a silly test about his greatness,)
"Those who flick one's teeth near paranoid-girl-test-taker, will then be rudely bitch-slapped."

I wonder if you can bitch-slap without it being rude?