I want my jar of dirt...

Jul 23, 2006 20:55

Hey y'all!  Let's see what's new...

*I saw the new Pirates.  Incredible.  Johnny Depp and I are in love and he impregnated me like 12 times during that movie.  I know pretty intense!  Plus Captain Norrington is amazing.  I love you Coupling Steve.

*Also saw Clerks II.  Disgusting and perverted so pretty much amazing.  I love Elias!!! "One ring to rule them all...!!!"  Not recommended for those with weak constitutions though. (Inter-species erotic- "I miss my donkey.")

*Went up north with Holly and Melissa for the weekend.  A much needed break.  We went swimming and boating and tanning and uhh it was wonderful.  P.S.  I love Ben even though he may be thirty and possibly a father.  But who knows.

*Something really truly exciting happened but it probably won't go through so I'm not even going to describe so not to get mine or anyone elses hopes up.  Either way this fall will be interesting.

* My puppy Duke turned two.  It's a weird indicator of how long ago it was since high school considering we got him a month after I moved up to Central.  How can it feel like just a day but yet forever ago all at once?  Life baby.

* I need to write for real.  I'm scared to a bit.  What if I'm not good enough?  Someone asked me this weekend "Aren't there enough books written?"  I said no, but I'm not going to lie and say that I'm not a bit stressed to come up with something new and exciting considering so many already have been.  Blah.

"The living cartoon"  what do you think of that as a title for a book?  And it's not going to be like Space Jam or anything but how much reality can seem like a cartoon.

Possible first opening -"I wish my life was like a musical, then even the pain would be beautiful.  Sadly my life is like a cartoon-                 everything is a joke."

What do you think?

*argh, anyways I got to go, I still smell like lake! ewww!
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