Whoever said that there's a bright side to everything
...was never locked out of their house for six hours.
I won't go into details of how or why, but I am currently sat in the garage in a broken lawn chair, typing this on my iPod touch. It is freezing cold, I need the bathroom and I feel sick.
I'm probably stuck here for another two hours or more - my mum and her key are at a pantomime, my brother and his key are out getting drunk and my dad and his are in Northumberland.
And I have no way of contacting any of them.
This sucks in so many ways.
Oh, wait. I've just realised that the so-called bright side of this whole disaster is that I did find a blanket to wrap myself in. It's not helping much, though.
This is ohmygod awful.
I feel like I should end this post with my full name and possibly some kind of fancy Latin motto. You know, to make me look good if this is the last thing I ever write before my frozen corpse has to be scraped off the garage floor.
But instead, I will leave this message: don't let the fact that you're wearing a certain pair of shoes make you believe that you're going to a certain place. Keep a spare key somewhere in your garden just in case. Have an outdoor bathroom and a garage with heating.
Until we meet again...
I won't go into details of how or why, but I am currently sat in the garage in a broken lawn chair, typing this on my iPod touch. It is freezing cold, I need the bathroom and I feel sick.
I'm probably stuck here for another two hours or more - my mum and her key are at a pantomime, my brother and his key are out getting drunk and my dad and his are in Northumberland.
And I have no way of contacting any of them.
This sucks in so many ways.
Oh, wait. I've just realised that the so-called bright side of this whole disaster is that I did find a blanket to wrap myself in. It's not helping much, though.
This is ohmygod awful.
I feel like I should end this post with my full name and possibly some kind of fancy Latin motto. You know, to make me look good if this is the last thing I ever write before my frozen corpse has to be scraped off the garage floor.
But instead, I will leave this message: don't let the fact that you're wearing a certain pair of shoes make you believe that you're going to a certain place. Keep a spare key somewhere in your garden just in case. Have an outdoor bathroom and a garage with heating.
Until we meet again...