Mutant X Interviews: Karen Cliche (9/06, 2/08 Ed the Sock)
Karen Cliche on the set with Ed the Sock 9/06
Karen Cliche and Ed the Sock
[Short Fight Scene from "Brother's Keeper" with Lexa Pierce and Charles Carter.]
Ed: All right, here I am, and Karen was supposed to meet me. I'm not gonna lose my temper. I'm sure if you've seen the show, you know she can kick my ass easily.
Karen (running in): Ed! I'm sorry. Hey, how're you doing?
Ed: Oh, what's the matter? You're holding your stomach. Some Taco Bell?
Karen: Well, a little bloated, but, anyway...sorry, no! I just...by bloated, I meant hot.
Ed: Oh yeah?
Karen: Yeah.
Ed: Bloated and hot?
Karen: Yeah.
Ed: Very synonymous. You're looking cute.
Karen: Thank you!
Ed: You like the shirt?
Karen: Yeah! You actually look a lot better in person. The camera actually makes you look a little fat.
Ed: Really? You think it adds 10 pounds?
Karen: 20.
Ed: Really?
Karen: Yeah. [She laughs.]
Ed: Huh. I should get into porn. And here we are, and you wanna give us a tour of the Sanctuary?
Karen: Let's do it. Okay, this is Sanctuary, everybody.
Ed: All right.
Karen: Okay, wait, hang on. Where are you going? I have to show you around a little. Okay, so up here is where our...um...yeah. And then over here is the...
Ed: What the hell was that? That's your core, right? That's your power?
Karen: You know, I'm still new here. I'm not quite sure...well, this is...Yes! This is where I plug in and regenerate.
Ed: Right.
Karen: And these computers here is where we get all our information. This is where everything kind of happens in terms of you know...uh...
Ed: In other words, this is where you do your Google searches.
Karen: Well, this is where lava life...Lava life, is that it? Yeah. This is where Lexa tries to get hot men and does a lot of stalking on the internet. But anyway, moving on. [She blows on his cigar.]
Ed: What are you doing?
Karen: I don't know, I just...
Ed: That's okay. [She blows on him.] Woah, woah.
Karen: Because I have a little crush on you, Ed, and I'm nervous.
Ed: You're like a little schoolgirl.
Karen: I've never seen a man look so good in a yellow tank top. This is Lexa's room. This is where it all happens.
Ed: It all happens?
Karen: Yeah.
Ed: See, those are the episodes I don't see. They only occur in my dream.
Karen: This is...
Ed: While I'm sleeping. And those are the best episodes. You develop some mutant powers in my dreams that believe me, they didn't write about in the script.
Karen: Really? Tell me more.
Ed: You know, you have this power with light?
Karen: Yes.
Ed: So, technically, you have no power in the dark?
Karen: Right.
Ed: Something tell me that if I turn the lights out, you'd have quite a bit of skill.
Karen: Thanks, Ed.
Ed: So this is your lab over here?
Karen: Yes. This is where we do experiments on poor unsuspecting folk. This is where things happen, like we get probed and prodded on a good night. And this is all the potions and...
Ed: All right, so how much of that stuff is actually chemicals and how much is mouthwash?
Karen: This is the pot growing.
Ed: That's your tarantulas.
Karen: Yes. And I don't know what this is.
Ed: That's a photocopier. Oh, no, that's a steam cleaner for rugs. It's a mutant steamcleaner.
Karen: And this is Tupperware, this is our version of Tupperware.
Ed: And you guys get together and have like a Tupperware party, a mutant Tupperware party?
Karen: Exactly. And these are our urine cups.
Ed: How much to you guys pee? All right, so this is the bed?
Karen: Yes.
Ed: This is here in case you get hurt.
Karen: Actually, and I hate to admit this on public television, but this is where we take advantage of unsuspecting unconscious folk. Oh, Ed, you know, from this angle...
Ed: I'm unsuspecting.
Karen: Oh, Ed, you seem a little tense. That's all right, Ed, how does that feel?
Ed: Ooo. How high's the ceiling?
Karen: There's nothing interesting here.
Ed: Oh, yes there is. There you are.
Karen: Stop it, did you just check out my ass?
Ed: What do you mean just?
Karen: That's disgusting.
Ed: Just my thoughts are.
Karen: I have a little something for you.
Ed: Really? I've got something a little bigger than a little something for you. Oh, for crying out loud. I've got you here, what do I want that for? Plus, she smokes. Her skin's gonna look leathery in a very short time.
Karen: Ed, you wanna light some fire? Oh, do you want some...we have tea parties here occasionally. And we're very into the Asian thing.
Ed: Oh, so you guys have dim sum.
Karen: Yes, exactly.
Ed: I saw that episode.
Karen: Did you?
Ed: No.
Karen: Yes, this is where we have tea, a little rice, a little...
Ed: Sake?
Karen: Of course.
Ed: Would you like a little sockie? Heh-heh.
Karen: Now, that's just offensive.
Ed: And that would be, what? Mason's gallbladder?
Karen: Hang on there, Ed. I've just met a really cute guy. Sorry.
Ed: Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
Karen: Oh, by the way, Ed, how'd it go with my clone Lexa? My little present for the weekend?
Ed: Oh, right. Eh...she's hanging.
Karen: What do you mean, she's hanging?
Ed: Uh...don't worry about it.
Karen: Ed! You evil fuck!
Ed: Why are you playing with her boobs?
Karen: No, they were hanging out. Lexa Two, Lexa leggings...where's her damned cigarette? Did you steal her cigarette?
Ed: Now you're scaring the hell outta me.
Karen: Yeah, I'm scaring myself too. I'm getting a little into my character, but...
Ed: Why don't you and I head outta here. Maybe get a couple of drinks?
Karen: Let's go.
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ED THE SOCK interview!
Hey guys, I know it's last minute but to all my Canadian fans out there, watch ED THE SOCK tonight, thursday the 21st at 11:35 pm on City tv. They came to interview me on the set of FLASH GORDON, and it's good ol raunchy fun, and stupid jokes...mostly made by yours truly.... If you miss it , it airs again Sunday night at 11:30 or midnight. enjoy!!!!
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