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Nelson and Co.
Banana Republic. Golf cart. Bermuda shorts.
Truth be told, "it's a juicy, existential problem."
Do you have the key?
Yadot I deklat ot leahciM dna I devol ti. Eh si hcus na gnizama yob. I redisnoc flesym yrev ykcul. : )
I'm so, so excited for prom. A lot of people keep saying, Oh it's lame, it's a waste of time, whatever, but you know what? I'm gonna have a blast. I love dressing up and partying.
I could definitely go for some Pizza Hut pizza right now.
My mom asked me if I was pregnant the other day. There is no physical way I could be pregnant, so I asked her what provoked her to ask such a question and she thinks my boobs have gotten bigger. It doesn't seem like it, but you know, I really think they have. I'm wearing a normal bra and they're just as big as when I wore a push-up bra about two months ago. Crazy.
The Virgin Mary.
"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."
Wonder of wonder,
Miracle of miracles,
God took a tailor by the hand,
Turned him around and
Miracle of miracles,
Walked him to the Promise Land!
But of all God's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is the one that I thought would never be...
God has given you to me!
Turn around.
Shoe.
Cows are really cool, I think. They exude peace. Their slow movements, lowing, chewing. I love cows.
Simon, Sebastian, Sylvester, Solomon, Samson.
If I have a boy, I want to give him a name that starts with an S that isn't Sam(uel) or Steve(n)/Stephen.
Actually, the kid could have a normal name with Samson, 'cause he could be Sam at school, but secretly be awesome.
Banana Republic. Golf cart. Bermuda shorts.
Truth be told, "it's a juicy, existential problem."
Do you have the key?
Yadot I deklat ot leahciM dna I devol ti. Eh si hcus na gnizama yob. I redisnoc flesym yrev ykcul. : )
I'm so, so excited for prom. A lot of people keep saying, Oh it's lame, it's a waste of time, whatever, but you know what? I'm gonna have a blast. I love dressing up and partying.
I could definitely go for some Pizza Hut pizza right now.
My mom asked me if I was pregnant the other day. There is no physical way I could be pregnant, so I asked her what provoked her to ask such a question and she thinks my boobs have gotten bigger. It doesn't seem like it, but you know, I really think they have. I'm wearing a normal bra and they're just as big as when I wore a push-up bra about two months ago. Crazy.
The Virgin Mary.
"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."
Wonder of wonder,
Miracle of miracles,
God took a tailor by the hand,
Turned him around and
Miracle of miracles,
Walked him to the Promise Land!
But of all God's miracles large and small,
The most miraculous one of all
Is the one that I thought would never be...
God has given you to me!
Turn around.
Shoe.
Cows are really cool, I think. They exude peace. Their slow movements, lowing, chewing. I love cows.
Simon, Sebastian, Sylvester, Solomon, Samson.
If I have a boy, I want to give him a name that starts with an S that isn't Sam(uel) or Steve(n)/Stephen.
Actually, the kid could have a normal name with Samson, 'cause he could be Sam at school, but secretly be awesome.