MEEEEME

[gyaaahahaha]

S-shamelessly stolen from the VDR and because we really needed another meme with the random number generator hurrdurr

CUPCAKE MEME

SUDDENLY, CUPCAKES. EVERYWHERE.

Rules
• Post as a character!
• Someone replies IC!
• In your next comment, RNG ( min 1 max 8 ) for the cupcake that your character receives. Your thread partner will do the same with their

Comments

[soveryverylost]

[Eh, bring it. 1 and 2 are pretty much the same thing with Ryoga, but 3 could be hazardous to your health. Four words: bear hug of DOOOOM!]

[powyourhammer]

Oh, wow! Those cupcakes look so good!

5? XD (1/2)

[soveryverylost]

You can have one, if you'd like.

[He offers the plate of cupcakes that for some reason he is carrying around so that Colette can select one for herself. Then, he takes a bite of a purple iced on himself.]

(2/2)

[soveryverylost]

I feel a little weird...

[Maybe there was something wrong with his cupcake. His shirt seems to be pulling oddly across the chest for some reason... He looks down.]

Gah! Where did those come from?!

2!

[powyourhammer]

[ she seems to be giggling a little after biting into her cupcake. ]

It's okay, they look really good on you!

[soveryverylost]

Um... Really?

[Ryoga takes another look at them, but stops himself from touching because that would just be wrong, even if there are his, er, hers. Ryoga really, really hopes this is not another involuntary shape-shift that will require him to avoid all baked goods from now on...]

You're not laughing at me, are you?

[jackbotsattack]

[I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!]

6! OH BOY! CAPS LOCK! :D

[soveryverylost]

[Ryoga take a bite out of a vanilla iced cupcake, since he's not in the mood for chocolate, and it's the only other readily identifiable flavor. He notices Jack walk up next to him.]

HEY! AREN'T YOU THE GUY THAT LIVES NEXT TO ME THAT PLAYS OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD MUSIC?!

[Speaking of obnoxiously loud, that came out with a few more decibels than he intended...]

5 oh noes

[jackbotsattack]

[Whoa. What is this guy's deal?]

[Sneers in annoyance, grabbing a purple cupcake without really looking.]

Yeah, I guess I am. [Glare. Takes a bite.] What about it?

[He hasn't noticed the sudden addition of boobs. And long hair. And barely higher voice.]

[soveryverylost]

[Ryoga's eyes widen.]

SO, YOU'RE SOME KIND OF SHAPE-SHIFTER THEN?!

[Don't stare at the boobs... Don't stare at the boobs...]

[jackbotsattack]

What. No! I'm not a-

[Follows Ryoga's eyes Looks down.]

HOLY- WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!?!

[Feeling all over his new chest like WTF!?]

[...Jack, you really shouldn't do that...]

[soveryverylost]

[Must... Look... Away...]

LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE NOW! SOMETIMES THAT KIND OF THING HAPPENS ON ITS OWN! I MEAN, I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, NOT THAT I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE OR ANYTHING!

[Dammit! Why did the intermittent shut down of all his brain functions in close proximity to boobs have to kick in now, and at such high volume?]

IF YOU'RE LUCKY, MAYBE IT'LL WEAR OFF SOON!

[Oh please, oh please!]

[jackbotsattack]

Will you stop shouting!? I'm in the middle of a crisis here!

[Still trying to figure out what the heck is with BOOBAGE]

You think it'll go away? Really!?

[soveryverylost]

SORRY! FOR SOME REASON I DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO USE AN INDOOR VOICE!

[Deep breaths, Ryoga... Look at the face--the face!]

I DON'T SEE WHY IT WOULDN'T GO AWAY! IT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, RIGHT?!

[jackbotsattack]

Indoor voice? What the heck, are you a little kid?

[Quirks an eyebrow out, then oh yeah, FREAKING OUT HERE.]

NO, it's never happened before!!! Does this kind of thing happen to people usually!?

[soveryverylost]

SH-SHUT UP! CALLING IT A "NOT YELLING VOICE" SOUNDS JUST AS DUMB!

[He really liked his kindergarten teacher, okay? She made a very lasting impression.]

WELL... UH...

[Aw, crap... He's totally not bringing up the pig thing, even if it kills him! Improvise!]

THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF MUTATIONS, RIGHT?! AND MOST OF THE EFFECTS ARE TEMPORARY! DID YOU DO ANYTHING UNUSUAL RIGHT BEFORE THIS HAPPENED?!