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[inspirethefire]

SBURB MEME

Today you are planning to play a new game called SBURB with your friends. It's a rather COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING GAME, so honestly I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to avoid the ordeal altogether. There are plenty of COMPLEX RULES, BIZARRE TERMINOLOGY, and lots and lots of WEIRD TIME SHIT.

Once you've set yourself up, you may proceed to

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[jackbotsattack]

Your name is JACK SPICER. You are an EVIL BOY GENIUS who has a severe lack of COMMON SENSE. Your main interest is in ROBOTICS, especially robots with ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE. You are also fond of MONKEYS and are exceptionally good at ICE SKATING. You one day aspire to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Your parents are EXCEEDINGLY WEALTHY and are also away all the time on BUSINESS. They try to fill the emotional void in your life this creates by sending you PRESENTS from their travels. It doesn't really work. You are NOT NECESSARILY ANTI-SOCIAL but are very bad at actually socializing and your constant yammering about being EVIL and TAKING OVER THE WORLD annoys everyone around you. Your chumHandle is awesomeRoboticist.

You are generally SCARED of fighting enemies and attack from afar with your various JACKBOTS. When forced to fight up close you use your STAFFKIND SPECIBUS, usually employing a particular STAFF called the MONKEY STAFF. Once using it, your SPECIBUS switches to MONKEYKIND. You keep all your things in your TOOLBOX MODUS. It generally involves rummaging around for your things, usually resulting in POKING YOURSELF with POINTY OBJECTS.

You haven't yet found your role and therefore wander semi-aimlessly around the LAND OF GEARS AND BAMBOO. You will one day learn that you are the SAGE OF WORTH and will no doubt be PUZZLED and EMBARRASSED by this. No one really appreciates that you first prototyped your KERNELSPRITE with one of your LASERS. Your second prototyping was with the GOOD VERSION OF YOURSELF, who is somehow an ENTIRELY SEPARATE BEING for reasons no one can understand. You hoped that this would shut him up. It didn't work.

[mutedbackbeat]

-- twinBackbeat [TB] began pestering awesomeRoboticist [JG] --

TB: ... Why is your sprite you?
TB: Doubles unite!
TB: ...
TB: What? Just because I'm part Negabun doesn't mean I can't say anything. There is so~ much stuff I know that you don't.
TB: I have no problem with hijacking your stuff to do so.
TB: Like that guy? Totally has the balance of good and evil going on.
TB: And hey! Don't mess with my brother, or you'll have me to deal with. Neg!
TB: "Neg"?
TB: I dunno. Felt like saying it.

-- twinBackbeat [TB] began pestering awesomeRoboticist [JG] --
TB: TEXT GOES HERE!
TB: TEXT GOES HERE!

[jackbotsattack]

AR: yeah, about that
AR: i was hoping he would shut up if i threw him in the glowing... thing
AR: i didn't know that would mean he had to follow me around
AR: its really annoying
AR: hey, what are you do-
AR: HIHIHI BESTEST FRIEND!!!
AR: OOOOOH, I'm so excited to be playing this game with you guys!!!
AR: We're going to have SO MUCH FUN!!!
AR: As long as we have good on our side, there's nothing we can't do!!!
AR: oh my gosh
AR: shut up
AR: before i feed you to the imps
AR: D:
AR: Don't be such a sourpuss!

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: ...
TB: ...
TB: Yeah. Gack, keep him in line. Neg.

[jackbotsattack]

AR: YES SIR! I will do my absolute best to keep him well-behaved!
AR: o7
AR: gack?
AR: yeah, thats pretty fitting
AR: also stop encouraging him
AR: it makes him even more annoying

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: But he's such a good role model~
TB: You could learn a lot from him, Neg.
TB: Can I have my phone back?
TB: Neg.
TB: But I have to--
TB: You can call your girlfriend in a bit. I'm talking here.
TB: She's not--!
TB: Neg neg neg. :)
TB: And get off my head!

[jackbotsattack]

AR: im pretty sure thats the dumbest idea ever
AR: give normal derrick the phone back
AR: hes smarter than you
AR: wait
AR: girlfriend what girlfriend
AR: Awww, how adorable!!!
AR: Love between two classmates!!!
AR: So beautiful and pure~~~

I feel so dorky doing this meme |D

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: I think it's a very good idea~
TB: And who's normal Derrick?
TB: There's only one Derrick!
TB: Right so--
TB: And that Blossom girl's his girlfriend. Neg! :)
TB: We're not--!
TB: You should see how red he is!
TB: Shut up! We're not like that at all.
TB: We're just friends, and give me back my phone!

You spend multiple hours playing a guy from a weird dancing game and THIS makes you feel dorky? XP

[jackbotsattack]

AR: oh man
AR: isnt that the chick you saved from time
AR: ahahaha oh man
AR: you dog, gonna make a move, huh
AR: eyebrow wiggle
AR: Hey! Don't make fun of him!
AR: It's cute and sweet and pure, and you're mocking it!
AR: That's horrible!
AR: D;

Yes |D

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: What are you talking about?
TB: There's nothing going on!
TB: ... Help me out here.
TB: Who? Me?
TB: Neg. :)
TB: ... Traitor.
TB: Neg~ :)

>Jack: Increase dorkage of meme by adding in game style subject lines and pester Derrick about girl

[jackbotsattack]

AR: you sure its nothing, loverboy?
AR: are you gonna ask her out or what?

>Derrick: continue dorkage of meme

[mutedbackbeat]

TB: No!
TB: There's nothing going on.

[mutedbackbeat]

Ugh... so much HTML... ignore all the failings with the wrong shorthand for awesomeRoboticist and the missing bold tags. orz