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[inspirethefire]

SBURB MEME

Today you are planning to play a new game called SBURB with your friends. It's a rather COMPLICATED AND CONFUSING GAME, so honestly I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to avoid the ordeal altogether. There are plenty of COMPLEX RULES, BIZARRE TERMINOLOGY, and lots and lots of WEIRD TIME SHIT.

Once you've set yourself up, you may proceed to

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[bisssss_cuiiiit]

Your name is NEIL RICHARDS MAD MOD. You are an OCCASIONALLY TANGIBLE HOLOGRAM due to UNFORTUNATE BUT SOMEHOW STILL AMUSING CIRCUMSTANCES. You have an increasing number of INTERESTS, mostly because one potential downside of being IMMORTAL is that you are prone to GETTING BORED EASILY. You are a highly practiced HYPNOTIST, FASHION DESIGNER AND TECHNICIAN with an unnerving ability to accurately psychoanalyze people as a CONVOLUTED MEANS OF TROLLING. Your chumhandle is haxBritania.

Your HOLOGRAPHIC ABUSE OF REALITY (HAR) SPECIBI can come in useful during conflicts, but you generally just use it to make opponents (or companions) flip their shit or LOOK LIKE THE WITLESS FOOLS THEY ARE. You keep your items in your CANE MODUS, which is controlled by randomly generated digitally coded electrical inputs which make it completely unpredictable and illogical, which is why you are able to use it perfectly.

You feel mildly conflicted by your status as the COUNSELOR OF ACUMEN, but continue to be mind-bendingly excellent in the LAND OF CHESS AND VORTICES, as you continue to cause the underlings to question whether you are blowing them up or merely showing them an alternative. To existing.

[jackbotsattack]

-- awesomeRoboticist [AR] began pestering haxBritania [JG] --
AR: okay so im kind of wondering if playing this game was a good idea
AR: i mean, i get that it brings about the end of the world and all
AR: but i think were supposed to be stopping that
AR: except its gonna be futile, so i guess its still evil
AR: either way i dont wanna be around when the world ends

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: So what you're basically saying is that you just wasted twenty seconds of my now-potentially-limited existence by debating with yourself about something that makes debating about it redundant.
HB: Because there is basically no way to argue for or against it.
HB: B|.

did I say JG I meant HB /faaail

[jackbotsattack]

AR: well im sorry if im just a little bit panicked here
AR: maybe you just dont understand cuz you can go all ghosty and not get hit
AR: but this is not pretend video game damage
AR: this hurts
AR: and it is not fun
AR: i wanna go home and for the world to not end while i am on it
AR: TT_TT

I actually hadn't noticed XD

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: Well boo-flipping-hoo, cry me a river, emo-kid.
HB: Because guess what.
HB: THE UNIVERSE ENDING IS GOING TO SUCK A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN SOME LAME ASS GOBLIN FREAK BOPPING YOU ON THE HEAD.
HB: Jeez, MTFU already.
HB: Anyway it's not like you're doing much fighting yourself is it? Ain't you got your little robot chums to trot along with you?
HB: Or are they all too busy watching soap operas instead?

[jackbotsattack]

AR: i did, but they all got killed by the big whatchamawhosits
AR: so ive had to fight them myself
AR: with my monkey staff
AR: and they do not watch soap operas
AR: just lifetime movie network

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: What, already?
HB: Kid I have really got to teach you how to make those damned things more durable.
HB: Trust me. British engineering is the finest in the world.
HB: They'll be able to watch ladies' hour whilst they're wiping the floor with those 'big whatchamawhosits'.
HB: ... also are you serious.
HB: Not even UK Gold.

[jackbotsattack]

AR: what, there are alot of them
AR: and that would be useful if you were anywhere near here
AR: which youre not
AR: so i guess we cant do anything about it now, can we
AR: and of course i am not serious
AR: they only watch manly things
AR: like spike
AR: >.>;;

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: Correction; it would be useful if we were in a situation that allowed tutoring without being interrupted by armies of cereal mascots every five seconds.
HB: As well as me being anywhere near there.
HB: Which I am not.
HB: But I don't despair of this particularly.
HB: Mostly because it means I am not at risk of being exposed to whatever doily-laden cathode tube refuse your tin men are currently glued to.
HB: Also this damned KERNALSPRITE is getting on my wick.
HB: Following me about like some godforsaken levitating Christmas decoration B|

[jackbotsattack]

AR: its still a kernalsprite
AR: why havent you prototyped it again yet
AR: i did a long time ago
AR: i think you need to find something living
AR: or dead that was living before
AR: or maybe
AR: OH GOD WHAT IS TH-

-- [AR] was disconnected

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: Well no shit Sherlock.
HB: Astonishingly I couldn't find anything particularly disturbing or amusing to prototype it with in this cauldron of monochrome and spirals.
HB: - oh and really now, with the dramatic exits already.
HB: Are you actually kidding me.
HB: Kid if you manage to make yourself go extinct.
HB: ... God why do I always end up sounding like your gramps.
HB: Fine. Time to mess with reality again I guess.

-- [HB] could not be bothered keeping up this malarkey.

-- [HB] prototyped self with KERNALSPRITE despite what this might do to the rules of this universe.

HB: ...
HB: Meh. Not that different I guess.

[jackbotsattack]

-- awesomeRoboticist [AR] began pestering haxBritania [HB] --

AR: whoa okay
AR: there was this big
AR: thing
AR: and it tried to eat me
AR: but i think i killed it
AR: hopefully
AR: also how do you prototype yourself
AR: well, i guess i sorta did, but this is different and weird

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

HB: Well they do tend to try to do that.
HB: And pretty much the way you prototype anything, Einstein.
HB: You know, by walking into the ruddy thing.
HB: And how is this any weirder than what you did?
HB: Which, by the way, I know exactly what you did.
HB: And will do.
HB: Because I pretty much know everything now only not absolutely completely and I am astoundingly unsurprised and rather disappointed by the sheer predictability of it all.
HB: I was sort of hoping the ultimate revelation of all time and space would be a little more... well.
HB: Revelationish. I guess.
HB: 8|

[inspirethefire]

-- journeyingGonzalo [JG] began pestering haxBritania [HB]
JG: Self-prototyping.
JG: Really.
JG: You know, the only thing more worrisome than your constant destruction of expectations and standard procedure is the rapidity with which it has stopped becoming surprising.
JG: How's that going for you?

[bisssss_cuiiiit]

TB: And as ever your veneer of aloofness barely succeeds in masking your undying curiosity about rule breaking with such wild abandon.
TB: As for the experience on my half-
TB: Meh.
TB: Really not that much difference 8|

[inspirethefire]

JG: What can I say?
JG: When I find something odd, I scout for the reason behind it.
JG: I suppose it's my 'thing,' now.
JG: Have you tried shooting anything with lasers yet