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[notalfredjones]

KISS or TELL
( the mistletoe with a twist meme )

➀ There's mistletoe everywhere. Everywhere. Your character is underneath it now.
➁ Once underneath it with someone else (a replier) they are stuck in place until they do one of two things:
kiss or tell a secret about themselves
➂ It doesn't matter who tells their secret, initiates the kiss, etc. Whenever

Comments

[blowinguup]

[usedgust]

[is stuck]

[OBVIOUSLY DISCONTENT]

Not again!

[blowinguup]

[ALSO]

Goddamnit! I don't wanna kiss another dude.

[usedgust]

I don't wanna kiss you, either!

[blowinguup]

Well, tell me a secret, then. [scowl]

[usedgust]

I don't... got one. [LIE] What about you?

[blowinguup]

I don't have any secrets. [BLATANT LIE]

...I'm not kissing you.

[usedgust]

I already told you I ain't-

[stares at the mistletoe]

Guess we gotta fight our ways out then.

[blowinguup]

[scoff] That's ridiculous. We're stuck to the floor.

[usedgust]

Duh. I'm just gonna suck 'em up and put the stuff somewhere else.

[GENIUS]

[meanwhile working on an air funnel. sounds like a vacuum and is actually working pretty well until-]

[blowinguup]

[ohthatsoundsbad]

...Are you okay?

[usedgust]

Since when do mistletoe have teeth?!

[blowinguup]

...Uh. Since now. Are you missing any appendages?

[usedgust]

Ugh- Nah. Just some skin. No big deal.

[blowinguup]

Okay.

...So, uh. I'm not sure that fighting it will work. At all.

[usedgust]

You figure? [ow ow ow]

We don't got much choice...