Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: how's it going? Stranger: budddyyyy You: I ain't your buddy. Stranger: well sure you are! You: No the fuck I'm not. Stranger: oh... you Stranger: you're so sily Stranger: watcha doing? You: Wondering why the hell I haven't disconnected yet. Stranger: haha. you're so funnyy You: And you're a goddamn moron. Stranger: now why would you do that? Stranger: i though we were buddies. Stranger: hmmm. no i really don't think so. Stranger: oh you said moron Stranger: i thought you said mormon Stranger: haha Stranger: that's like an oxymoron Stranger: if you said goddam mormon Stranger: it just doesn't make sense, you know? You: Are you finished? Stranger: well. actually i just started. Stranger: how did you know i was eating? Stranger: i'll tell you why! Stranger: cuz you're my buddyyy Stranger: hey, i know it's late, but you wanna hang out? Stranger: it's tuesday, and they're giving 1 dollar scoops at baskin robbins! Stranger: we can go and get like 31 scoops! Stranger: don't you think that would be fun? You: No. It'd be the biggest waste of time ever. Stranger: WELL THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF. I OFFERED YOU GODDAMN ICE CREAM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? EVERYONE LIKES ICE CREAM Stranger: ASSHOLE Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hey
Stranger: how's it going?
Stranger: budddyyyy
You: I ain't your buddy.
Stranger: well sure you are!
You: No the fuck I'm not.
Stranger: oh... you
Stranger: you're so sily
Stranger: watcha doing?
You: Wondering why the hell I haven't disconnected yet.
Stranger: haha. you're so funnyy
You: And you're a goddamn moron.
Stranger: now why would you do that?
Stranger: i though we were buddies.
Stranger: hmmm. no i really don't think so.
Stranger: oh you said moron
Stranger: i thought you said mormon
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that's like an oxymoron
Stranger: if you said goddam mormon
Stranger: it just doesn't make sense, you know?
You: Are you finished?
Stranger: well. actually i just started.
Stranger: how did you know i was eating?
Stranger: i'll tell you why!
Stranger: cuz you're my buddyyy
Stranger: hey, i know it's late, but you wanna hang out?
Stranger: it's tuesday, and they're giving 1 dollar scoops at baskin robbins!
Stranger: we can go and get like 31 scoops!
Stranger: don't you think that would be fun?
You: No. It'd be the biggest waste of time ever.
Stranger: WELL THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF. I OFFERED YOU GODDAMN ICE CREAM. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? EVERYONE LIKES ICE CREAM
Stranger: ASSHOLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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