You: HALLO!!! Stranger: hi Stranger: whats tour name You: I am Ororo! Stranger: whats your name You: What is yours? Stranger: are you m or f You: I am sorry, I do not understand. You: Oh! You: I am a woman! Stranger: m You: Do you mean to say you are a man? Stranger: male You: You have not told me your name! Stranger: yes Stranger: can we have sexy chat You: Sexy chat? You: But you have not even bought me dinner! Stranger: yes Stranger: so whta Stranger: sorry Stranger: so what Stranger: do you have any boyfriend You: I simply do not think it is very wise to engage in any manner of intercourse before you have even tod me your name! Stranger: i am sam Stranger: now can we have You: It is nice to meet you, Sam! Stranger: why your are so late in replaying Stranger: whats your location You: I'm sorry? You: Oh, I am currently residing in Salem Center, New York! You: I teach at the Xavier Institute, have you heard of it? It is a very good school! Stranger: nice Stranger: yes Stranger: whats your age You: I am thirty-three! Stranger: i am 30 Stranger: can we talk about our personal life Stranger: reply You: Of course! What else is there we have to discuss? You: Where do you work, Sam? Stranger: i work in microsoft company Stranger: are married You: That is very nice! Stranger: sorry Stranger: are you married You: I am not married! You: Although I have received many proposals in my time. Stranger: thank you Stranger: what i am surprised Stranger: so what happen You: Oh, I am still very young, and I cannot afford to start a family so soon! My work is very important to me. Stranger: nice You: Most of them I am fairly certain were only meant in jest, except for T'Challa, and while I suppose I still do love him, I cannot possibly become his royal consort! You: His country is very traditionalist, you see, and I do not think they would take kindly to a foreign queen. You: And what is more, while I do love him, I do not believe I am in love with him, if you understand. Stranger: tell something about you You: Something about myself? Stranger: ok Stranger: are you virgin You: Well! I was born in New York-- You: I am afraid I am not. Stranger: reply are you virgin You: However, I do not believe that a woman's virginity makes her somehow more desirable, and I wish to combat that notion as it is so very widespread and harmful. Stranger: why baby Stranger: nice You: Why what? Why am I not a virgin? You: I am a grown woman! Stranger: whats your size of boobs You: That is a very personal question, Sam! Stranger: no sorry Stranger: so we are chatting so you can talk about your self You: Yes! I am indeed talking about myself! Stranger: so tell me what is your size of boobs You: Whyever should you want to know? It is of no concern to you! Stranger: just i want to know about you size of body You: But that is hardly important! Stranger: ok Stranger: whats your colour of bra you are wearing now Stranger: dont tell that i cant tell you You: I'm sorry? Stranger: why You: I do not understand! Stranger: are you not interseted to chat whith me Stranger: what not understand You: What would give you that impression? Stranger: your sexy nature You: My sexy nature? Stranger: yes Stranger: ok leave it You: Sorry? Stranger: do want to be fucked by somebody Stranger: reply You: Your questions are all very personal, Sam! You: I do enjoy making love, if it is with the right person. You: However, I believe it is that way for many adults!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats tour name
You: I am Ororo!
Stranger: whats your name
You: What is yours?
Stranger: are you m or f
You: I am sorry, I do not understand.
You: Oh!
You: I am a woman!
Stranger: m
You: Do you mean to say you are a man?
Stranger: male
You: You have not told me your name!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: can we have sexy chat
You: Sexy chat?
You: But you have not even bought me dinner!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: so whta
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: so what
Stranger: do you have any boyfriend
You: I simply do not think it is very wise to engage in any manner of intercourse before you have even tod me your name!
Stranger: i am sam
Stranger: now can we have
You: It is nice to meet you, Sam!
Stranger: why your are so late in replaying
Stranger: whats your location
You: I'm sorry?
You: Oh, I am currently residing in Salem Center, New York!
You: I teach at the Xavier Institute, have you heard of it? It is a very good school!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yes
Stranger: whats your age
You: I am thirty-three!
Stranger: i am 30
Stranger: can we talk about our personal life
Stranger: reply
You: Of course! What else is there we have to discuss?
You: Where do you work, Sam?
Stranger: i work in microsoft company
Stranger: are married
You: That is very nice!
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: are you married
You: I am not married!
You: Although I have received many proposals in my time.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: what i am surprised
Stranger: so what happen
You: Oh, I am still very young, and I cannot afford to start a family so soon! My work is very important to me.
Stranger: nice
You: Most of them I am fairly certain were only meant in jest, except for T'Challa, and while I suppose I still do love him, I cannot possibly become his royal consort!
You: His country is very traditionalist, you see, and I do not think they would take kindly to a foreign queen.
You: And what is more, while I do love him, I do not believe I am in love with him, if you understand.
Stranger: tell something about you
You: Something about myself?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: are you virgin
You: Well! I was born in New York--
You: I am afraid I am not.
Stranger: reply are you virgin
You: However, I do not believe that a woman's virginity makes her somehow more desirable, and I wish to combat that notion as it is so very widespread and harmful.
Stranger: why baby
Stranger: nice
You: Why what? Why am I not a virgin?
You: I am a grown woman!
Stranger: whats your size of boobs
You: That is a very personal question, Sam!
Stranger: no sorry
Stranger: so we are chatting so you can talk about your self
You: Yes! I am indeed talking about myself!
Stranger: so tell me what is your size of boobs
You: Whyever should you want to know? It is of no concern to you!
Stranger: just i want to know about you size of body
You: But that is hardly important!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: whats your colour of bra you are wearing now
Stranger: dont tell that i cant tell you
You: I'm sorry?
Stranger: why
You: I do not understand!
Stranger: are you not interseted to chat whith me
Stranger: what not understand
You: What would give you that impression?
Stranger: your sexy nature
You: My sexy nature?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ok leave it
You: Sorry?
Stranger: do want to be fucked by somebody
Stranger: reply
You: Your questions are all very personal, Sam!
You: I do enjoy making love, if it is with the right person.
You: However, I believe it is that way for many adults!
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DEAR LORD THAT WAS F-ING HILARIOUS. /dies from laughing
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