Jesse Eisenberg

Mar 27, 2016 11:00

In the morning after some basic psychosis, I went to see batman v superman.

Jeez that movie, let me just go through my brain

The retcon of man of steel was cool.
Batman was Bat trump.
I hate that metropolis and Gotham are across the bay from each other. In this- That's retarded and it diminishes Gotham into like a Newark or an Oakland.
Tao okamaoto was the most beautiful woman I have seen in my life and every scene she was in was a sanctuary. Then they killed her.
Max Landis was the Villian of the movie. Uhhh quirky I guess.
And he made a woman drink a jar of his piss!?
Doomsday was so annoying, I guess we've seen that in a movie now.
Wonder Woman was cool, under developed but a minor relief.
The other justice league members look like shit, and I'm totally pissed that Zack Snyder cast Hispanic vikng looking guys as both the flash and Aquaman.
The ending was almost a relief. So what the hell happens next I wonder.

Man what a botched effort.

I had a hamburger for dinner and for my Xenoblade on.
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