Because I'm not a fan of memes

[mutablepolitics]

You want to know something? This is your chance to ask. One question. Want a confession? Say that as well. One shot per person.

This is me ignoring the huge pile of paperwork on my desk. Yes, actually I do play hookey once in a while.

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[fracturing_will]

Favourite slurpee.

[mutablepolitics]

Never had one.

[fracturing_will]

...Okay Emma, after we have sex this weekend, I'll so buy you a slurpee.

[mutablepolitics]

Didn't I hear that you recently were wed? How would your bride feel about you buying me slurpees?

[fracturing_will]

I think she'd be cooler with that than us having sex but heh, it's all good.

Come on. I know you've been thinking of me naked. It's okay. I think of me naked all the time.

[mutablepolitics]

I never did have my priorities straight.

Yes, because with all the company business I have and all that goes with it, I have time to think about all the attractive young me I know, nude.

[fracturing_will]

....I lurve you.

I just got given a fucking huge case, and I still have time to picture my wife naked. Priorities!!!

[mutablepolitics]

Of course you do.

Oh? Which case?

[fracturing_will]

Prostitution. Human trafficking. It's grand.

I'm imagining her naked because I don't think I'll be seeing her much after this weekend.

[mutablepolitics]

Oh. Yes. I know the case. Congrats.

So make sure she doesn't feel ignored because of it. You can make time without seeing her.

[fracturing_will]

Thanks? I'm planning on drinking tonight. It's the only way to work.

Yeah well, that's my problem. I'm not good at it. Kinda why the last relationship fell apart.

[mutablepolitics]

Don't let it get to you.

So you have to make that decision. Do you find a way or not.

You do know that most florists will let you set up weekly deliveries and the like. Same with jewelers and many companies.

[fracturing_will]

.....help me, Emma. I'm a floundering fool.

Because you say weekly deliveries, I think 'cheese of the month' or something. And I don't know if chicks think that's what they want.

[mutablepolitics]

It's not what you send that girls care about. It's that they care, are thinking about us. If she married you, she knows what you do for a living...

She does know what you do, right?

If she does, then she'll understand the hours. Just keep in touch and let her know that you're thinking of her. It could be a card. A call the same time every other day. A single rose every day you're busy.

What would she like?

[fracturing_will]

....porn? I don't know!

I think I need to actually talk to her or something.

Bah.