May 20, 2005 20:46
This is my livejournal. It exists to spread hate and violence to the whole world. Except puppies. Puppies are cute. If you aren't a puppy, beware.
If I update this, it will just be full of lies. I, like 90% of everyone who has an online journal, will post lies. It's completely against the idea of a journal, but it works for everyone else. Expect to read about me being abducted by aliens, the president, and various others. Ok? Got a problem with that? Good.
My mood is quixotic, as I have no clue as to what it means. Happy?