I'm the Wizard, Bitch. Lay off of my shit, I ain't no holla back girl.
One day I was sitting. I don't do that on a regular basis, so this day was special. I sat and sat. At one point I shat, but it's not important to the story.
That day turned out to be magical. Because the chair I was sitting in was really Louie Armstrong's reincarnated spirit. The chair said to me "And I think to myself, what a wonderful world". That was alright, so I didn't say it anything, but the chair said it like three more times, so I just beat it with a baseball bat.
By the way, the song listed as me listing to is the happy song about suicide. In case you were wondering.
That day turned out to be magical. Because the chair I was sitting in was really Louie Armstrong's reincarnated spirit. The chair said to me "And I think to myself, what a wonderful world". That was alright, so I didn't say it anything, but the chair said it like three more times, so I just beat it with a baseball bat.
By the way, the song listed as me listing to is the happy song about suicide. In case you were wondering.