I almost died today!
How was your day? I don't care! I almost died today!
It all started normal, I just went to Leslie's house to drop off a CD, and when I rang the doorbell, Cheryl, the only one there, freaked out. So, she opened the door and beat me with a shovel until I passed out. When I woke up, my wallet was missing, and my left kidney was gone (my favorite!)
You can't spell idiot without id. (I'm not crazy, look up Id and the Frude Dude).
You can't spell Gnome without me. (I'm looking at you Alyse).
My Grad Party is in a few days, thus I made 3 batches of cookies, and two things of brownies. I hate food.
I have been on a job hunt, recently. So, I've applied everywhere, even Bed Bath and Beyond. They took one look at me, and put me down for the Beyond department.
Ever sneeze on a man, just to watch him cringe?
You know what's not funny? Sad Clowns. They are just goth people who puchased the wrong makeup.
You know what is funny? Really? Let me know, I need some new Material.
It all started normal, I just went to Leslie's house to drop off a CD, and when I rang the doorbell, Cheryl, the only one there, freaked out. So, she opened the door and beat me with a shovel until I passed out. When I woke up, my wallet was missing, and my left kidney was gone (my favorite!)
You can't spell idiot without id. (I'm not crazy, look up Id and the Frude Dude).
You can't spell Gnome without me. (I'm looking at you Alyse).
My Grad Party is in a few days, thus I made 3 batches of cookies, and two things of brownies. I hate food.
I have been on a job hunt, recently. So, I've applied everywhere, even Bed Bath and Beyond. They took one look at me, and put me down for the Beyond department.
Ever sneeze on a man, just to watch him cringe?
You know what's not funny? Sad Clowns. They are just goth people who puchased the wrong makeup.
You know what is funny? Really? Let me know, I need some new Material.