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[musthaveitall]

I love Russia. Mother of all things great.

Halloween is comin' up little boys and girls >D One of those holidays that makes everybody happy.

I've got my sights set on Batman this year, anyone else gotta better idea?

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[demonicraccoon]

What's Batman?

[musthaveitall]

Batman is a superhero who dresses like a bat and saves a city called Gotham because apparently subtlety is lost on comic book characters. He's the best hero because only Batman has a great ass and covers it appropriately. Underwear on the outside does not and will never make someone a hero :|

[demonicraccoon]

.....Oh. I see. You're going to dress like a bat?

[musthaveitall]

I am going to dress like a MAN dressed as a bat. It other words. NO ONE WILL STOP ME. Got any plans for a costume cutie?

[demonicraccoon]

Does the bat fly?

...No. I've never worn a costume before.

[musthaveitall]

The bat uses conveniently placed rocky walls and a grappling hook.

I'm sure you'll come up with something. If you need any ideas, feel free to ask >D

[demonicraccoon]

...That sounds a bit like a ninja.

I asked Naruto, but he said I should dress up as his bride and I don't want to wear a dress.