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[musthaveitall]

Envy's fire loving, sulky, heart-lacking pseudo kid is now MARRIED. Everybody say awww. Now everybody say whipped.

I've decided to become a hero.

Spandex, crazy sidekick (Lord Sexy that would be YOU) the whole shebang. Someone get me a theme song.

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Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

I was going to say that finally there's an interesting update.

But I've changed my mind.

[musthaveitall]

Aw, you don't need to be like that. Everything I say is interesting.

[sexy_and_skorty]

That ugly bastard's not allowed in our home.

[musthaveitall]

Aw, doll! Why not?

[sexy_and_skorty]

You don't nickname your loser best friend that and let him come into my home.

[musthaveitall]

Don't start with me about my home which I built for us.

You know for a fact I'm not interested that way, stop being a brat.

[sexy_and_skorty]

No. You built it for me.

He sets foot in this castle, and he won't have any left to leave on.

[musthaveitall]

With my money. Money I earned and stole. My efforts. Makes it MINE.

Doll, you don't want to be doing this.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You buy a gift for someone and give it away. You can't take it back.

That man's a monster. He's not welcome here.

[musthaveitall]

And what the hell are we?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Monsters who didn't have a choice. Like Naruto.

[musthaveitall]

He ain't Hohenheim, doll. He's making up for what he did.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You didn't fucking go through four centuries of being denied after your father turned you into a monster. You couldn't possibly fucking understand what Minato is.

[musthaveitall]

Naruto isn't going through that either, doll. He's got a dad who cares a fucking lot about him and is doing all he can to be there now and make up for it. How is this the same fucking thing? How does that make him the same fucking person?

And furthermore, who the fuck decided that you could dictate who I'm friends with? And who I invite into our home.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Naruto still loves Sasuke. He isn't capable of being smart with his emotions.

I didn't say you couldn't be friends. Be the best fucking friends you want with the bastard. But he is not to come into our home.

[demonicraccoon]

No he doesn't.