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FEAST IS THIS SATURDAY.
At the castle in france~ If you can't get there, better start suckin' up to somebody who can.
Just about everyone is invited. Unless I hate you. In which case, you might not find out that I do until I throw you into the tank of sharks. But everybody needs some excitement in their lives, right?
THERE WILL BE SINGING FISH. FIRE BREATHERS. JUGGLERS. A POPULAR BAND I HAD TO PAY RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS TO HIRE. OBNOXIOUS BANNERS.
And a honky-tonk HOG ON A SPIT.
Oh, and, yeah, a giant bonfire because everybody knows flames are the best thing for a giant feast.
CARRY ON.