[002] -- Volgin Figured Out The Pooters

[musthatefrogs]

[[ To His Students // Message // Public ]]

Class, that should have been easy. I am disappointed.

It's just food, why should it be anything else, wh-

We'll be doing something a little more challenging next week.

Study the pages I assigned you. We will be having a quiz at the beginning of class.

You will not disappoint me again.- Y.B. Volgin

Comments

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[blondprodigy]

[Hahaha Jeff is so bad at cooking wtf it's just a form of chemistry right WHY DOES IT HATE HIM.]

Sorry, Sir. I've been practicing, so maybe next time will turn out better. I HOPE.

More text!

[musthatefrogs]

You. You will not try to blow up my classroom again.

What are you trying to do, mangle the other half of my face, you all are trying to aren't you

AND MORE.

[blondprodigy]

I wasn't trying to! It just... kind of happened...

YET MORE.

[musthatefrogs]

How in the hell.

How are you brats getting EXPLOSIONS in these?!

SO MUCH TEXT

[blondprodigy]

It could have been faulty ingredients again.

Once we made a cake that came to life and attacked us.

[things_go_boom]

It just kind of happens a lot.

[musthatefrogs]

Yes, but can it launch anything of significant payload?

[things_go_boom]

What exactly do you mean by that?

[musthatefrogs]

Payload.

If the cake attacks people.

[things_go_boom]

It...threw stuff at us I guess?

[musthatefrogs]

A cake that could launch a nuclear device.

Imagine the possibilities.

[things_go_boom]

Big deal! I've built pens that have small portable nuclear devices.

[blondprodigy]

...I don't want to make any food or other objects that launch nukes. Again.

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[musthatefrogs]

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[musthatefrogs]

Now, about that pen...

[majorcrotchgrab]

Attacking cake would make me sad.