(no subject)
AGE PERKS
>
>
> Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....it is all
> true...
>
>
> Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
>
>
>
>
> 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>
>
>
>
> 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>
>
>
>
> 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>
>
>
>
> 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
>
>
>
>
> 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
>
>
>
> 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
>
>
>
> 07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>
>
>
>
> 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
>
>
>
>
> 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>
>
>
>
> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>
>
>
>
> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>
>
>
>
> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
> room.
>
>
>
>
> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
>
>
>
>
> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>
>
>
>
> 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
>
>
>
>
> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
> service.
>
>
>
>
> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
> them either.
>
>
>
>
> 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
>
>
>
>
> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>
>
>
>
> And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh....it is all
> true...
>
>
> Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!
>
>
>
>
> 01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>
>
>
>
> 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
>
>
>
>
> 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>
>
>
>
> 04. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?
>
>
>
>
> 05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>
>
>
>
> 06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>
>
>
>
> 07. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>
>
>
>
> 08. You can eat supper at 4 pm.
>
>
>
>
> 09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>
>
>
>
> 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>
>
>
>
> 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>
>
>
>
> 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
> room.
>
>
>
>
> 13. You sing along with elevator music.
>
>
>
>
> 14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>
>
>
>
> 15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
>
>
>
>
> 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather
> service.
>
>
>
>
> 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
> them either.
>
>
>
>
> 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
>
>
>
>
> 19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>
>
>
>
> And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
>
>
>
>